match between the Undertaker and Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hendrix are doing commentary for tonight’s show. This show looks to be taped from the same
place as last week’s episode.
Contest: The Patriot beats Owen Hart by
disqualification when the British Bulldog interferes at 6:08 shown:
much since he joined the Hart Foundation.
Hendrix emphasizes throughout the match that the Patriot is not a “goody
two shoes” but is instead a “really cool dude.”
Ross just prefers to emphasize the Patriot’s collegiate football
background. The storyline they should
have emphasized for this match is Owen taking out the Patriot’s legs for Ground
Zero to help Bret’s title defense, but there are not any segments prior to the
match to play up that point. This is a
standard back-and-forth match and you can tell Owen wants to work a faster
pace, but the Patriot moves very slowly when transitioning between spots. The Patriot appears set for victory at the
six minute mark, but the British Bulldog blindsides him for the predictable
disqualification finish. Decent TV fare,
but these guys did not complement each other well. Rating: **
Bret Hart comes down to inflict some damage and he puts the Patriot in the
Sharpshooter, but Vader runs out and takes out all three guys by himself. He whips Bret into the Patriot, who delivers
Uncle Slam before WWF officials pour out and put a stop to these
Sergeant Slaughter announces that the WWF is not willing to allow Steve Austin
to compete before he fully completes his physical rehabilitation. Slaughter announces that Austin is suspended
indefinitely and will be forced to forfeit his share of the tag team
championship at Ground Zero.
a camera crew to take a seat outside his residence so he can complain about a
care package that the WWF sent him.
1-900-737-4WWF to find out Brian Pillman’s plans for Marlena if he wins his
match at Ground Zero.
do guest commentary and she says that she plans on interviewing Rick Rude and
Shawn Michaels tonight.
the camera crew a FedEx package that the WWF sent him, which has a hilarious
set of media photographs of Vince McMahon, Jim Ross, and Gorilla Monsoon that
are signed and wish Austin well. Austin
has one of the camera people put the photographs on a deer model, which an Owen
Hart picture on the rear end, so he can shoot at them with a compound bow. Austin says he would defend the title every
night if he could, but the WWF is too scared he is going to sue them. The WWF really played the Austin injury well,
as they kept him on screen, gave him cover to be out of action for months, and
Austin’s promo work kept his character hot.
Love how he feels about having to forfeit the tag team titles at Ground Zero,
but before Love can finish his thoughts, the British Bulldog attacks him.
Match: Dude Love beats The British
Bulldog (European Champion) by disqualification when Owen Hart runs in at 5:35
been added in place of Steve Austin and Dude Love in the tag team championship
Fatal Four Way match at Ground Zero.
Ross also keeps hyping Foley’s Cactus Jack persona, which makes the
debut of that persona less of a surprise in retrospect. The highlights of this match are Love taking
his usual brutal bumps into the guardrail and the steps, but there’s not much
else. Like the opener, Love hits Sweet
Shin Music and a double arm DDT, but Owen runs in to prevent his partner from
losing the match. Rating: *½
Owen Hart gets on the mic and promises to break Love’s neck to send a message
to Steve Austin, but Love is saved by the Legion of Doom. Love tries to get the Legion of Doom to dance
with him, but they are not down with that and leave.
hypes the Brian Pillman-Goldust match at Ground Zero.
Pillman, who says he is not going to make Terri do anything with him that she
has not already done after he wins her services at Ground Zero.
WWF Champion Bret Hart, who says that he takes pride in destroying American
heroes and when he destroys the Patriot it will be like destroying each and
every single American wrestling fan.
Bret just has nothing to work with in this feud and it has turned him
into a generic anti-American character.
Rick Rude, who hits on Sunny and reinforces his “insurance man” gimmick. Rude fit this role really well and it is a
shame that his run did not last very long.
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recap the entire show far. The benefit
of watching these things in retrospect is that you can always fast forward…
defeats Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/Chyna) by disqualification when Shawn
Michaels interferes at 4:33 shown:
and distract the Undertaker, which gives Helmsley an early advantage. The Undertaker rallies after selling for a
few short moments, but Shawn Michaels interferes and chop blocks him for our
third screwy finish of the night. This
was simple time filler. Rating:
the not yet named D-Generation X does a beatdown of the Undertaker, until he
revives and chokeslams a security guard and a WWF official in frustration as
D-Generation X flees.
with Shawn Michaels, who is leaving the arena, and Michaels promises that he
will draw last blood from the Undertaker at Ground Zero.
Doom wrestle Jesus & Jose to a double disqualification when the Godwinns
come to the ring at 2:32:
wins and deserved to be in the Fatal Four Way at Ground Zero, but I am having a
hard time thinking of a single quality win they have on their resume. On paper this is an enhancement talent match,
but Ross’s delivery on commentary takes it to another level. The Godwinns wander out after two minutes and
Animal hits a nice plancha onto them. I
am assuming that this one ended up as a double disqualification because a
winner was never declared and there did not appear to be a count out and the
Godwinns did not directly interfere in sight of the referee. However, I’m really getting tired of all the
the Disciples of Apocalypse, Los Boricuas, the Godwinns, and the Legion of Doom
brawl all over the place.
hypes the Patriot’s skills and his college football career at South Carolina.
appearance at Camp Cool J is shown. Ross
tells us that he will be back in action in three weeks.
defeats Salvatore Sincere via submission to the ankle lock at 5:19:
leg locks and armbars. Sincere manages a
prolonged offensive sequence, but Shamrock kicks out of a Northern lights
suplex at one and that’s a clear sign to the marks that Sincere has no chance
at all. A hurricanrana and ankle lock
put Sincere away. Rating: *¾
hypes the light heavyweight division.
Exhibition: Scott Putski beats Steve
Casey with the Polish Hammer at 3:49:
contest at Ground Zero, so this is meant to showcase him and keep in the public
eye of top talent in the light heavyweight division. Putski runs through some power moves for a
light heavyweight, like an overhead suplex, and Casey has a small offensive
set, but his moves lack believability because he hits Putski so softly. A Casey hurricanrana is blocked by a Putski
sit out powerbomb and its lights out for Casey soon after. Putski really needed another finisher because
the Polish Hammer was so 1970s as far as a finishing move was concerned. Rating: *½
Paul Bearer, who says that Vader’s allegiance should be with him and not the
United States. He says when Kane comes
it is going to help him.
Match: The Interrogator (w/The
Commandant, Recon & Sniper) defeats Sonny Rogers & Jerry Fox when he
pins both men at 2:20:
to be the focal point of the Truth Commission so he would usually have handicap
matches against jobbers on the company’s B and C level shows. Kurrgan runs through some basic moves on both
guys, suplexes Rogers on top of Fox, and then pins them with one foot.
defeating Salvatore Sincere tonight is the Stridex Triple Action segment.
package that recaps tonight’s show plays us out.
as run-ins occurred in every match and kept the gears going for the Ground Zero
pay-per-view. I understand some of the
finishes, like the end of the Patriot-Owen, but running four disqualifications
in a row is too much and viewers tire of it very quickly. Thumbs down this week.