by Logan Scisco
–Jim Ross, and Jim
Cornette are in the booth and they are live from Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Steve Austin, who reiterates his hatred of Owen Hart and says that he attacked
Ahmed Johnson last week because he wants to make sure Owen held onto the
Intercontinental title at Survivor Series.
Ahmed comes out and says he respected Austin until last week and
proceeds to challenge Austin to a match.
Austin gets a “hell yeah” from the crowd to agree to the match, but in
storyline terms that is non-sensical since Austin’s reinstatement was not
supposed to take effect until the Survivor Series.
–Sunny comes out to
do guest ring announcing duties for the next match. She makes some ten year old’s night by giving
him a kiss on the cheek.
Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Contest: Aguila beats Super Loco with a moonsault at
The brackets for the tournament are as follows: the winner of this match faces the winner of
Taka Michinoku and Devon Storm. The
other side of the bracket sees Jerry Lynn face Eric Shelley and Flash Flanagan
face Brian Christopher. It’s a crime
that Tajiri was not in the tournament based on his recent work. Super Loco is Super Crazy, but he’s not very
proficient with his moves and makes himself look foolish by getting tangled in
the ropes in a fake dive spot and then missing a flying spinning kick off the
top rope, so that probably explains why he wasn’t long for the WWF. Loco also keeps shrugging after every move or
taunt at the crowd, which is strange.
This is a complete spotfest and the pacing is really awkward, but the
result is not in doubt since Ross was putting Aguila over hard despite him only
getting twenty percent of the offense.
Having Brian Christopher on commentary for this didn’t help either. Rating: *
–A pre-taped Jim
Ross interview with Dustin Runnels and Terri is shown, which is where Runnels
starts a heel turn by saying he’s tired of Terri and how she won’t let him be
who is wants to be. Runnels says that
when Terri was gone for a month he found someone who let him express himself,
that he doesn’t love her, and walks out after giving back his wedding
ring. Ross rants about how Goldust
should be ashamed of himself when the segment finishes.
–A long video
package chronicles the Bret Hart-Shawn Michaels feud.
match looks like it is happening next, but after Ahmed makes his entrance Kane
comes out and destroys him with two Tombstones.
Mankind runs in after that and gives Paul Bearer the Mandible Claw and
blasts Kane with a piece of metal, but like Michael Myers in the Halloween
films, Kane sits up as we head to a commercial break. I remember being very angry about this since
I really wanted to see Austin-Ahmed.
to get your Steve Austin t-shirt, which comes in its special can of “whoop
ass.” It’ll cost you $30 (plus $6
shipping & handling)!
–My copy of the
show fast forwards through the next segment, but the end of it sees Steve
Austin give Kama Mustafa a Stone Cold Stunner, while the Legion of Doom brawl
with other Nation members. I think
Austin came out and challenged the Nation to a fight since he didn’t get to
face Ahmed Johnson and this was the result.
–The announce crew
switches out, like WCW used to do on Nitro, as Vince McMahon comes out with
Jerry Lawler to do commentating duties with Jim Ross. Jim Cornette hits the showers.
interviews D-Generation X and Shawn Michaels kisses Triple H and Chyna in
response to a “Shawn is gay chant.” He
doesn’t dare do that to Rick Rude. DX
bullies Cole, who leaves the ring in disgust, and Michaels makes fun of Hulk
Hogan’s guitar taunt with his European title.
Michaels says next week he is going to walk naked, which makes McMahon
freak out, and he’ll beat Ken Shamrock as well.
Commissioner Slaughter comes out and DX dons face guards with windshield
wipers to block Slaughter’s spitting.
Slaughter isn’t amused and orders Michaels to face Shamrock tonight.
–Marc Mero is irate
backstage because Sable isn’t ready and he barges into her locker room with her
only half clothed.
(w/Sable) beats Savio Vega with a TKO at 2:31:
So yes, this is our second match of the night and the
first in nearly an hour. Mero continues
to steamroll his way through the lower midcard, but this boxing gimmick is just
not working. He sets up the TKO with
another low blow to end this dull contest.
Sable about how she feels about Mero’s recent low blows in matches, but before
she can say much, Mero ends the interview and says if Cole wants to interview a
real superstar he can talk to him next week.
1-900-737-4WWF to find out why Goldust has a broken hand.
Match: Vader defeats The British Bulldog
(w/Team Canada) at 3:32:
Ross announces that the Patriot has a torn tricep muscle
and will not be at the Survivor Series.
The Bulldog brings Jim Neidhart, Doug Furnas, and Phil LaFon with him as
they are part of Team Canada at the Survivor Series in a match that has
received very little attention. Instead
of this being a straight up match, you win by touching all four corners. This is also the first dog collar match in
RAW’s history. Since the match is no
disqualification, Team Canada beats up Vader and his comrades on Team USA,
Goldust and Marc Mero, are not helping because they are heels. Most of the match we don’t even see, as LaFon
and Furnas cut a return promo. Vader
wins, to the surprise of the announcers who don’t even keep up with the match. Rating:
–After the match,
Team Canada beats on Vader in the corner until a man, later identified as Steve
Blackman, comes in and attacks the heels with karate. They play it off like a random fan charging
the ring and they play it well, with Vader laying on top of Blackman to block
the blows of the heels.
–The announce crew
hypes the house show circuit.
–“The Road Dogg”
Jesse James & “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn beat Jesus & Jose when James pins
Jose after Gunn hits a flying elbow drop to the back of Jose’s head at 5:19:
McMahon never knows the names of the Boricuas, which
shows you where they stand on the WWF totem pole. McMahon also lets us know that we won’t get
any more comments from Jeff Jarrett because of time constraints, so the second
part of his interview will be aired on Livewire. I’m sure Jarrett was thrilled about
that. This match sees James debut the
origins of his shaking knee drop spot, but the rest is very uneventful as the
crowd doesn’t care who wins as both teams are heels. This just serves to give the yet to be named
Outlaws another victory. Rating:
Match: Ken Shamrock beats “The
Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels (European Champion w/D-Generation X) by
disqualification when Triple H interferes at 7:48 shown:
This match was triggered by Michaels interfering in
Shamrock’s match against Bret Hart on last week’s show. Shamrock dominates Michaels before DX’s
numbers come into play. Rick Rude comes
out midway through the match as I begin speculating on how Michaels keeps
coming up with the money to pay Rude for protection. Talk about another storyline mystery we never
got to the bottom of. Michaels carries
Shamrock to a good match here, but Shamrock botches several sequences. Shamrock makes Michaels tap out to the ankle
lock behind the referee’s back, thereby providing a justification for him to
receive a title match with Michaels after Survivor Series, and predictable
interference from DX ends the match. Rating:
–After the match,
Triple H gives Shamrock a Pedigree on Rick Rude’s briefcase as the show goes
off the air. What does this mean for
The Final Report Card: This show was paced very poorly, with only
one match in the first hour and they were really trying to cram everything in
by the end. It was really odd not to
have Bret or Owen Hart on the show, which was another sign that Bret’s title
reign was coming to an end. The main
event was good, but it’s not enough to lift the show out of thumbs down
territory since there weren’t any other redeeming elements.
Monday Night War Rating: 2.6 (vs. 4.0 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Down