last week as I could not find my 1999 RAW DVD set to recap these shows. I eventually found it, so we trudge forth
into another year of WWF action. One
could argue that 1999 was a turning point in the Monday Night Wars as the WWF
expanded its lead over WCW, although there were several times when WCW may have
been able to capitalize on the WWF pushing some midcard talents up the card to
regain the lead. This is also the height
of Vince Russo’s power within the company as he will be booking RAWs until
doing commentary and they are taped from Worchester, Massachusetts.
Shawn Michaels getting fired on last week’s show and giving Sweet Chin Music to
Vince McMahon. Kevin Kelly narrates a
small tribute to his career, which Vince hilariously interrupts by shouting “Get
that sentimental crap off the screen!”
The Corporation walks out with him and Vince promises that Michaels will
not be attending the show since he is not brave. As Vince talks, Brisco sneakily attaches a Brisco
Brothers Body Shop sign to Kane’s back without him knowing, which is a great
touch. The Titantron
shows that Michaels has showed up backstage and quickly comes onto the stage
with D-Generation X. Michael Cole
screams about whether this means DX and Shawn Michaels are back together, a
question that should obviously answer itself.
We get some corporate speak as Michaels says that he has an ironclad
contract as commissioner so Vince cannot fire him. After replaying the Royal Rumble drawing that
Vince and Shane McMahon held several weeks ago where Vince received #30 after
wishing he was #2, Michaels gives Vince his wish. I have to give them credit for justifying
this with Michaels saying that when Vince entered the Rumble he became a
wrestler and under Michaels power.
Michaels also promises to give Vince a surprise before tonight’s show is
over and that it will drive him “Stone Cold crazy.”
Contest: Steve Blackman pins Ken
Shamrock (Champion) after Billy Gunn gives Shamrock a Fameasser at 3:25:
Severn walks out a minute into the bout still sporting a neck brace. After a few brief minutes of action, Shamrock
nails Severn when Severn gets on the apron and Billy Gunn uses that opportunity
to interfere and cost Shamrock the match.
How Severn fits into all of this, since he is feuding with Owen Hart, is
not explained. Rating: *
McMahon are on the cover of Southwest Spirit magazine!
Ken Shamrock and Billy Gunn brawling backstage before WWF officials separate
and says that he wants a WWF title shot against the Rock at the Royal Rumble
since he beat him at Rock Bottom. He
calls out Vince, who walks out and runs down how Mankind doing things to
appease the people is pathetic. Vince
says that Mankind does not deserve to be the number one contender because he
has not paid his dues and that he will probably never wrestle for the title
again. Instead, Vince books a match
between Mankind and Triple H, with the winner getting to enter the Royal
Rumble. A guest referee will officiate
the match and that referee will be Shane McMahon. Austin-McMahon gets a lot of attention from
1998-1999, but the Vince-Mankind interactions were a close rival to that feud
in terms of compelling and entertaining television.
Sammi are shown talking backstage.
Goldust via disqualification after Goldust hits Shattered Dreams at 3:40:
sporting his Nation of Domination-style gear.
Cole makes sure that we know all about Henry’s “tree trunk size legs.” Word is that such a moniker was quite an
honor before Big Show showed up the following month with his “frying pan size
hands.” Henry has Goldust beat until
Chyna and Sammi appear on the ramp and this distractions causes Henry to fall
prey to Shattered Dreams. I never got
the logic of the Shattered Dreams move.
Why use something like that in clear view of the referee when you know
it will get you disqualified? Rating:
Chyna and Sammi come to the ring, with Chyna confessing to Henry that he is too
much man for her, and that she and Sammi want to take a load off of his
mind. Henry faints at this offer.
Jesse Ventura, who was inaugurated as Minnesota’s governor earlier in the
day. You see, all of this was due to the
WWF giving him an opportunity years ago!
What is interesting is that Arnold Schwarzenegger was at the inauguration
and would become California’s governor four years later.
shown chained in a cellar at an undisclosed location.
Godfather (w/the Hos) wrestle to a double disqualification at 1:59:
over and over again so he has this weird country-style tune that is not fitting for a former Metallica bodyguard.
The Godfather does not offer Test the hos, so you know that he means
business. Cole also lets us know that
Test has “amazing athletic ability” for – get this – stepping over the top
rope! Test and the Godfather brawl on
the floor as the referee loses control of the match and Val Venis runs down to
fight with Test before WWF officials break them up. If you recall, Test and Venis have a
lingering issue from the last show where Test cost Venis his Hardcore title
shown having a fun conversation with DX backstage. Cole is still shocked that they are back
Qualifying Match with Shane McMahon as the Special Guest Referee: Triple H (w/Chyna) defeats Mankind with a
sunset flip at 2:55:
all of it. Mankind dominates much of the
action until Triple H hits a sunset flip from the apron and Shane McMahon,
after kicking Mankind’s hands away from the ropes, registers a quick three
count. Triple H gets on the mic to tell
Mankind that he does not regret winning in such a fashion as it gets him closer
to the WWF title, but he also wishes him a “Happy New Year!” by Pedigreeing
Shane. Mankind proceeds to put Shane in
a submission hold and threatens to break his shoulder unless Vince gives
him a title shot later in the evening.
Vince agrees to that and also agrees to make it no disqualification
under duress. This was such a great
piece of storytelling as the McMahons master plan backfired and babyface
elements that shared a common hatred of the McMahons worked together to make
WWF Champion The Rock angrily walks out and complains to Vince about being
booked to defend the title.
wrestles Edge to a no contest at 4:30:
small trial run for two guys that the company had high hopes for at the
time. Only one of them eventually made
it to main event status, but that is the way things go sometimes. D-Lo hits a nice Sky High when Edge dives off
the top rope, but PMS walks out to take all of the attention away from that. Terri
Runnels, who is showing her “pregnancy,” distracts D-Lo and when D-Lo goes
after her, Terri falls off the steps.
This is the infamous “miscarriage angle” that Jim Cornette still gets
hot about in shoot interviews and with good reason as this served little purpose and probably bothered some viewers who may have gone through
such an awful experience in their lives.
And of course, the whole thing also ruined this match. Rating: *½
Gerald Brisco, Pat Patterson, and Kane walk out, with Kane still sporting the
sign on his back from earlier in the show.
I love how Kane is such an outcast that not a single person backstage
bothered to tell him about it for the last ninety minutes. Shane gets on the mic and books an impromptu
handicap match that pits the stooges against Kane since they were “remotely
responsible” for Mankind’s attack him a few weeks ago. Patterson hilariously offers Kane a
cigarette, which is rebuffed, and the stooges eat some chokeslams. Kane also teases chokeslamming Shane, but is
convinced not to do so under threat of going back to the insane asylum.
for help as the Acolytes tell him that “It’s time.” I would be begging for mercy if someone tried
to get me to watch that pay-per-view again too!
Championship Match: The Road Dogg
(Champion) beats Al Snow (w/Head) 8:35 with a piledriver on some wooden crates:
of the Brood, sporting his blood drenched shirt from several weeks ago. Snow kills himself to get over here, going
through a table on a moonsault off the ringside barrier and taking chairshots
and cookie sheet shots to the head.
Speaking of cookie sheets, Road Dogg adds a small touch by unbending a
cookie sheet after he smacks Snow with it, which in wrestling terms makes his
blows pack more power or something like that.
What the match is notable for is that spills out of the arena
where a snow shower is taking place.
Referee Jack Doan cannot even maintain his footing as he keeps sliding
on black ice. Road Dogg ends the match
with a piledriver, continuing his run of entertaining title defenses. Rating: ***
Dennis Knight into a smoky room where screams can be heard and close the door
leaves the arena to get the “Stone Cold surprise” and wishes DX well. After Michaels leaves, Triple H suggests to
the camera that things may not turn out well and sure enough, Michaels cannot
get into his car because he has the wrong key.
He is locked out of the arena and a voice calls his name as we head to
commercial. When we return, he is a
bloody mess on the hood of his car and is attended to by medical personnel. A
replay shows that the Corporation was responsible for the assault.
Disqualification Match for the WWF Championship Match: Mankind (w/D-Generation X) pins The Rock
(Champion w/The Corporation) to win the title after Steve Austin hits the Rock
with a chair at 8:48:
wrestling his track outfit here. An
entertaining sequence takes place when the Rock rips off Cole’s headset to give
some comments and then Mankind beats up the Rock, takes the headset, and
announces to the world that he has “testicular fortitude” in a really corny
way. They make full use of the no
disqualification stipulation, with the Rock putting Mankind through the
announce table with a Rock Bottom and punishing him with the stairs and ring
bell. Lawler makes sure to take a dig at
WCW too by saying that this “is not a title match that begins two minutes
before the show ends.” Despite being no
disqualification, the Rock feels that he has to hide hitting Mankind with the
title and the same is true for the return of Steve Austin to arguably the
loudest pop in the history of the company – interference that gives Mankind an
improbabe WWF championship run. It
never gets old seeing Austin return here as people jump up and down in the
front row and lose their mind at the title change. Another great part of the end sequence is Billy
Gunn moving at 100 miles per hour to knock Shamrock for a loop after Shamrock
blasts Mankind with a chair. The match was
not good, but the heat for the closing sequence was incredible. Rating: **¼
history because WCW famously had Tony Schiavone spoil Mankind’s victory
by saying that “Cactus Jack” would be winning the title and sarcastically
saying “that’ll put butts in the seats!”
The spoiler did not cause RAW to lose the ratings battle that night, but
it is a myth that viewers immediately turned off Nitro when they heard
Schiavone’s words and flocked over to RAW.
Still, that idea has acquired its own place in WWF lore like the DX “tank”
turning the Monday Night Wars around.
The title change and the build up to it is what makes this RAW fun and
it overshadows the offensive stuff such as the Terri miscarriage angle and the
other silly booking related to Mark Henry and Sammi. Unfortunately, not all shows would be able to
make up for Russo’s weird ideas in 1999, but at least this one hit a
home run to start the year.