–With no pay-per-view afterward, Main Event is back as a studio show with Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan.
Live from New York, NY
Airdate: August 26, 1991
Hosted by Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan & “Rowdy” Roddy Piper
With matches made in both Heaven and Hell, will Vince go to Purgatory? Also, three title matches support the undercard. Read on!
by Logan Scisco
in the commentary team as Shane McMahon and Jim Cornette are given the
responsibilities for tonight’s show, which is taped from Sacramento,
California. During this time the company
had Shane commentating on Sunday Night Heat.
He was not very good at it, though.
Ross and Lawler are not here because they were working on Jim Carey’s
film Man on the Moon.
down to the ring, where Vince McMahon is standing with Ken Shamrock and
Mankind. Kane and the Undertaker guard
the entrance as McMahon announces that WWF Champion Steve Austin and a partner
of his choice will face them later in the show.
McMahon books the Rock, Shamrock, and Mankind to face each other in a
number one contender’s match so that they do not team with Austin later in the
evening, which is a nice twist. There’s
some great humor here, as McMahon reminds Shamrock that he is the World’s Most
Dangerous Man, hypes the Rock as a future “People’s Champion,” and then puts
his arm around Mankind and says “nevermind.”
The winner of the number one contender’s match will face the winner of
the Breakdown main event on next week’s RAW, where McMahon will be the guest
ring announcer. Another solid promo by
McMahon that saw him play the roster’s top players like a fiddle.
nailing the Road Dogg with a guitar on last week’s show is the Penzoil Rewind
Jarrett with a neckbreaker at 7:30:
cannot speak they have Gunn read the New Age Outlaws introduction off of cue
cards. This match goes smoothly until we
get a weak referee bump at the seven minute mark. The referee gets his senses quickly enough to
prevent Jarrett from using the guitar and that distraction enables Gunn to
win. Rating: ** ¼ (2 for 2)
catches up with Vince McMahon backstage as he is talking with Ed Ferrara. McMahon tells Cole that he has no idea who
will be Austin’s tag team partner tonight and doesn’t care.
Austin comes out and says that he does not expect any help tonight. He figures that since the Breakdown main
event is a de facto handicap match he might as well get started early tonight. Just a filler promo. 2 for
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been hyping this forever. I guess those
Triple H posters were not hot items.
out and dance with the Headbangers in the ring, but the Headbangers turn heel by
spraying Kurrgan in the face with an aerosol can, rip up Golga’s Cartman doll,
and beat down the rest of the gang.
Undertaker and Kane and the Undertaker promises that he or Kane will win the
WWF title at Breakdown.
Championship Match: Jacqueline (w/Marc
Mero) beats Sable after Mero trips Sable on a suplex attempt at 2:51:
competitor) we do not even need the illusion of a tournament and the winner of
this will be the first women’s champion since Alundra Blayze left with the title
at the end of 1995. The not yet named
Tori is shown in the audience trying to get the crowd behind Sable before the
match begins and this is not the squash that took place on last week’s
show. Mero bumps off the apron during
Sable’s comeback, thereby continuing his depush, but when Sable tries to suplex
Jacqueline back into the ring, Mero does the trip and hold trick and Jacqueline
becomes the first women’s champion of the Attitude Era.
Undertaker beat Stone Cold” Steve Austin & “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn when the
Undertaker pins Gunn after a chokeslam at 8:35:
is incensed that Gunn walks out as Austin’s partner and blames Pat Patterson
and Gerald Brisco for not taking care of business. Seeing McMahon freak out as if Gunn is the
next big superstar is pretty funny in retrospect. Unsurprisingly, Kane and the Undertaker beat
the hell out of Gunn and when all hell
breaks loose he gets caught by an Undertaker chokeslam to lose the match for
his team. After the bell, Austin takes
out the Undertaker and Kane with chairs before leaving. Standard tag here that had a lot of energy and
you can’t fault the company for trying to get a new guy a rub from these three
main eventers. Rating: *** (3 for 4)
wrestle The Disciples of Apocalypse (w/Paul Ellering) to a no contest at 2:10:
better part of a month. It only takes
two minutes for his match to fall apart and Jarrett clocks Ellering with his
guitar. After that the match just ends,
so I am just going to consider this a no contest.
backstage that he does not think Bill Gunn made a wise choice by volunteering
to be Steve Austin’s partner.
shown shaving in the woods.
Disqualification, Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Al Snow beats Commissioner Slaughter after hitting him with Head at
a job in the company, which he has been agitating for since June. For his age, Slaughter bumps really well for
Snow and the stipulation masks his inability to do a normal match. Head proves to be the key to get out of the
Cobra Clutch and a low blow allow Snow avoid a loaded boot attack and go on to
win the match. So Snow has a job now, rejoice! Rating: *** (4 for 5)
Patterson and Brisco attack Snow, but Scorpio makes the save.
called “the best damn WWF champion there ever was.” He says he plans to lay the smackdown on
Mankind and Ken Shamrock. I think this
guy is ready for the big time.
Owen Hart via disqualification when Dustin Runnels interferes at 2:23:
he is still distraught over Terri sleeping with Venis. Shane and Cornette point out that he does not
need to turn the other cheek in this situation.
Owen is in dire need of a new direction after the end of his feud with
Ken Shamrock. That won’t happen here,
though, as Runnels runs in and attacks Venis.
After the bell, Venis ties Runnels in the ropes and makes him watch a
new video, where Terri tells him that Venis is a better man. This gimmick for Dustin is terrible, but he
did a good acting job here.
Championship Match: X-Pac defeats D-Lo
Brown (Champion) to win the title after an X-Factor at 5:15:
as a really abbreviated display of what they can do. X-Pac’s offense carries this encounter, which
ends when D-Lo tries a nonsensical dive off the top rope that leads into an
X-Factor. This is X-Pac’s first singles
championship victory in the WWF. Rating:
** (5 for 6)
a nice day after explaining how he will avoid being submitted by Ken Shamrock.
Number One Contender’s Match for the WWF Championship: Ken Shamrock wrestles Mankind and The Rock to
a no contest after Kane and the Undertaker interfere at 10:55:
and 1998, while one of them won it and in terms of WWF history, the two losers
became bigger than the winner. The crowd
continues to back the Rock, loving the People’s Elbow on Shamrock and his
mannerisms in the ring. The Rock had
good timing with Shamrock, but has several awkward exchanges with Mankind. That’s understandable because he barely worked
with Mankind up to this point. This
match does not give us a number one contender, though, as Kane and the
Undertaker walk out with McMahon and lay waste to the talent, thereby serving
as a classic McMahon double cross. It is
a shame that we get this result, but the company will fix that at Breakdown. Rating: *** (6 for 7)
Undertaker lay waste to the Rock in the ring, McMahon gets attacked by Austin
in the aisle. McMahon is not pleased
that Kane and the Undertaker did not have his back.
emotionally charged crowd and match quality of the previous show, it served as
a good go home show for Breakdown. While
you have Austin, the Undertaker, and Kane fighting each other at the top of the
card, the company is also building the Rock, Ken Shamrock, and Mankind in the
upper midcard. The only thing that is a
mess is the tag division, as those belts are on the New Age Outlaws and there
is a lack of credible teams to face them.
by Logan Scisco
“the King” Lawler are doing commentary and they are live from Springfield,
Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finals Contest: Taka Michinoku beats “Too Sexy” Brian Christopher
with a Michinoku Driver to win the title at 12:03:
here and I think they would have been better served using a round robin format
to crown the champion than this. They
use a refreshing formula at the beginning of the match whereby Christopher
tosses Michinoku around for a couple of minutes before Michinoku rallies, which
gets the crowd into the match.
Christopher takes a nasty dive into the guardrail and cuts his lip
open. The match has an irregular flow
because Christopher still wants to work a slow, Memphis style and Michinoku
prefers to work faster sequences and transitions between moves. Christopher completely kills the crowd by
toying with Michinoku seven minutes in and this ends with the usual “you miss
your finisher and I hit mine” sequence that the WWF is known for. After the match, WWF officials present Taka
with the title, but I couldn’t help but think at the time “what next?” The division didn’t have anyone to elevate as
a credible challenger for Michinoku’s belt and as a result, the division was
dead on arrival. Rating: **½
the Jackal hype the Superstar line.
Perez & Jesus defeat The Disciples of Apocalypse when Jose pins Chainz
after Perez hits Chainz with a somersault leg drop at 7:46:
makes R-Truth’s old gig completely comprehensible. You can give them credit for trying, but 1998
Konnan this was not. Since Crush is
gone, DOA is down to only three members so we get a six man tag. The match has nothing but lots of kicking and
punching and the only highlight is that Perez feigns a knee injury off of a
flying axe handle and runs in behind the referee’s back and alters the finish
after Chainz hits a Death Valley driver.
Dok Hendrix that he’s ready to take care of Marc Mero tonight.
recaps the Marc Mero-Butterbean feud.
interviews Sable, who he says was at Butterbean’s undercard fight the night
before and held up his title belt. Sable
says that she’s in Marc Mero’s corner tonight and Mero interrupts the
interview, telling her she doesn’t have permission to talk, and he pledges to
knock out Butterbean.
Contest: Butterbean beats Marc Mero
(w/Sable) by disqualification when Mero uses a low blow and hits Butterbean
with a stool in the fourth round:
a Toughman Contest superstar that eventually became a professional boxer and
won the IBA Super Heavyweight title in April 1997, which he never lost. The fans quickly turn on this, for obvious
reasons. They might get into it if it
was a legit fight, but the biggest mark can tell there’s something amiss when
Mero throws out a high knee in the second round and starts choking Butterbean
behind the referee’s back with the tape that holds the ropes together. They also didn’t bother to have any judges so
that’s another clue the fix is in. They
book this to make Mero more of a jerk, but the whole exercise made Butterbean
look weak with his obviously pulled punches.
That said, I would rather have seen Mero fight Butterbean at
WrestleMania XV than Bart Gunn since Mero was a Golden Gloves champion and
would have had a fighting chance.
the WWF America Online center with Dude Love.
I can’t help but have the old AOL dial tone go through my head right now.
Formerly Known as Goldust comes out with Luna Vachon, with her leading him on a
leash. He’s sporting a pink attire, pink
hair, and white face paint. He reads Dr.
Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham until Luna pushes him down and drags him
away. Really, really weird.
the Legion of Doom and Hawk says that Road Dogg Jesse James and Bad Ass Billy
Gunn remind him of boogers in his nose.
Was there a contest for oddest promo segment tonight?
Championship Match: “The Road Dogg”
Jesse James & “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn (Champions) defeat The Legion of Doom by
disqualification when Hawk blasts James and Gunn with a bucket at 10:35:
they restart their ring entrance several times since the LOD won’t cede a clear
line of access into the ring. The LOD
dominate until Gunn blasts Hawk with a cooler, which Lawler then completely
writes off by reminding the fans that it is just made out of styrofoam. Neither team does anything to make this
interesting until the LOD prepare to give James a Doomsday Device, but Henry
Godwinn breaks it up by hitting Animal with a bucket. That bucket eventually finds its way into
Hawk’s hands and like an idiot he hits the champions and nearly decks the referee
and gets his team disqualified. So, what
is it going to take to end this awful LOD-Godwinns feud? The tag division is really running on fumes
at this point and the LOD are clearly past their expiration date. Rating:
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hypes the boot camp match between Sergeant Slaughter and Triple H.
Triple H and Chyna and Triple H is carrying a special “survival kit” for
tonight’s boot camp match that has a comb, depends, and some other geriatric
interviews Sergeant Slaughter, who promises to beat Triple H up in the next
Match: Triple H (w/Chyna) beats Sergeant
Slaughter with a Pedigree on a chair at 17:40:
the United States since becoming a member of D-Generation X. Slaughter comes out to the Patriot’s theme
music, which is the theme later given to Kurt Angle. A smart fan in the audience holds up a sign
that makes it onto camera in the early going that asks a great question: “Who booked this?” Slaughter is too old to give this a good
effort, as he is gingerly bumping around ringside and the crowd is dead
silent. The bump of the match goes to
the guest timekeeper, who Helmsley takes out to get access to the ring
bell. Even that generates very little
reaction. By the way, Slaughter takes
off his belt to choke Helmsley early in the match, but that causes him to keep
pulling up his pants throughout this encounter.
The only person getting anything resembling a reaction is Chyna, who
breaks up Slaughter’s Cobra Clutch and knocks out the referee. Slaughter immobilizes her with powder to the
eyes and re-applies the Cobra Clutch, but Chyna breaks that up with a low blow,
and that leads to the end. This was
meant to help get Triple H over, but that’s tough to do when no one cares about
the major storyline of Helmsley insulting Slaughter’s family. I can’t believe someone thought it was a good
idea to give this eighteen minutes. Rating:
Jeff Jarrett, who says that he is ready for his return to the ring.
defeats The Undertaker by disqualification when Kane interferes and chokeslams
Jarrett at 6:53:
respect around here” storyline that Jarrett has been harping for weeks. His entrance music is horrid, with some
generic music dubbed over by Jarrett talking about how great he is. Definitely not one of Jim Johnston’s finer
works. The Undertaker squashes Jarrett
for five minutes until Kane shows up and confronts his brother. Kane strikes the Undertaker, but the
Undertaker refuses to retaliate and Kane leaves. Jarrett tries to put the Undertaker in the
figure-four, but the Undertaker chokeslams him to get some of his heat
back. As you can imagine, this did
nothing for Jarrett and he went back to his country music gimmick within the next
few months. He didn’t really get a
reaction until Debra, who if you recall he blasted as a “dumb blonde” in his return promo, was brought into the company as his valet. Rating: ¼*
Mark Henry, who is sitting with Milton Bradley executives. Henry says he should return very soon to
in-ring competition and he wants Steve Austin to win the next match.
recaps the Steve Austin-Rock feud.
the Rock and the Nation of Domination.
The only notable thing is that this is the first time that I remember
the Rock using the “People’s Eyebrow” in a promo.
Championship Match: “Stone Cold” Steve
Austin (Champion) beats The Rock (w/The Nation of Domination) with a Stone Cold
Stunner at 5:30:
wakes up for this one by showering the Rock with “Rocky sucks” chants and going
nuts for Austin. This is the memorable
contest where Austin shows up in his Austin 3:16 pickup truck and proceeds to
beat up the entire Nation of Domination with it. The crowd eats all of that up and thinks it’s
the greatest thing they’ve ever seen.
You can tell that Austin is still working cautiously because of the neck
injury, though. This is the match where
Austin started to show more of a brawling style and it is also the debut of the
Rock taking off his elbow pad for the People’s Elbow (which is not yet
named). Austin accidentally gives the
referee a Stone Cold Stunner, but he isn’t disqualified and a second referee
counts the fall when the Rock takes a Stunner shortly thereafter. A quick, entertaining match that provided a
small taste of things to come between these two. Austin also has his Intercontinental title
belt back, but he’s well above the title at this point. Rating: **½
Jackal hype the Superstar line some more.
hypes the Shawn Michaels-Ken Shamrock WWF title match.
interviews Ken Shamrock, who says that he has a lot of experience in
pay-per-view fights and says Michaels will be squealing like a baby.
Michaels cuts a generic promo on Shamrock.
You can tell Michaels hard lifestyle is really starting to catch up with
him because he looks awful, much like he did in mid-1995.
Match: Ken Shamrock defeats “The
Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels (Champion w/D-Generation X) by disqualification
when DX interferes at 18:28:
WWF tenure, which is somewhat surprising based on where his 1998 push seemed to
be taking him. Despite being pushed hard
the last two months, with unofficial tap out wins over Bret Hart and Michaels,
Shamrock just doesn’t seem credible in this spot because of how he had been
booked up to that point. I mean,
wrestling the British Bulldog, weaker parts of the Nation of Domination, beating
a depushed Vader, and making Billy Gunn tap out are hardly the accomplishments
of a top talent. Michaels wrestles a
very toned down style in this match and it just doesn’t work against Shamrock,
who doesn’t have the moveset to keep the fans interested if Michaels stays
grounded. DX’s interference doesn’t even
illicit much outrage, unless Chyna is the one doing the damage. Shamrock counters Sweet Chin Music with a
belly-to-belly, but when he applies the ankle lock DX runs in and Michaels keeps
the title. I hate disqualification finishes
in main event championship matches, especially because this didn’t lead to
Shamrock getting another title shot.
Michaels also seemed to be going through the motions for whatever
reason. Rating: **½
Michaels poses on the ring apron as DX beats on Shamrock, but he’s knocked off
and through a table by Owen Hart in street clothes and Owen pounds away until
DX gets near him and he flees through the crowd. Unfortunately, this didn’t lead to anything
since Michaels and Austin did not want to work with Owen for separate, and
arguably justified, reasons.
pay-per-view, but this entire show was dull.
All night long you sit through matches and you figure that Shawn
Michaels will put on a great performance in the main event and save the show,
but he comes out and gives a poor effort along with most of the roster. Austin’s match with the Rock was the
highlight, but it was way too short and at the time I worried about Austin’s health
and if he’d ever be able to have 15-20 minute matches again and if not, how the
WWF was going to book around that. This
show received the lowest buyrate of the year, which isn’t shocking since
Michaels-Shamrock seemed more of a RAW main event and the roster was really
weak at this time. Yes, the future star
power was there, but it would take a few more months to take the New Age
Outlaws, Mick Foley, the Rock, Triple H, and others to a higher plane.
Cornette are in the booth and they are live from Fayetteville, North Carolina.
comes out, billed as “Handsome” Harvey, to Rick Rude’s theme music as Ross and
Cornette make jabs at Rude. Wippleman
welcomes out D-Generation X, but WWF Champion Shawn Michaels pushes him down,
says he’s not hard to replace, and runs him out of the ring. Michaels feigns like he cares about what
happened at Montreal and says he and Bret are going to patch up their
differences later tonight. You know, if
you ran this together with when Bret actually returned to the company it would
make perfect sense.
Team Championship Contest: “Road Dogg”
Jesse James & “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn defeat The Legion of Doom (Champions) to
win the titles when Gunn pins Animal with a victory roll at 6:23 shown:
their age, which creates a brawl on the ramp before the match. Since James and Gunn are finally facing the
only team in the division with any heat, the crowd is buzzing for this
encounter. James and Gunn do a great job
keeping Hawk in peril, working a false tag spot and a spot where Gunn keeps
Animal off the apron so Hawk cannot tag out.
The referee gets bumped on an Animal shoulder block and doesn’t see the
James smack Animal in the back with a chair when Gunn is set up for a Doomsday
Device. James and Gunn score the upset
when a second referee counts the fall.
It’s really strange to see that finish work in the heel’s favor. The crowd is in shock over the result as the
Legion of Doom’s last tag title reign in a major promotion comes to an
end. The new champions quickly run to a
car in the parking lot and speed away, although they almost smash into a limo pulling
into the arena while doing so. Rating:
Fighters Holiday Tournament semi-final, Sunny beats Shrimp Scampy, who is
fawning over her instead of focused on his Karate Fighter.
that Jesse James & Billy Gunn nearly T-boned earlier is shown. Is Bret Hart inside?
in a wheelchair, pushed by a nurse.
Michael Cole interviews him and Goldust claims that he is now a
quadriplegic. Goldust has this role down
pat, as he has Cole cross his legs and put a blanket over him and then thanks
the fans for their support. Vader comes
out and threatens to make Goldust a permanent part of the wheelchair, but when
he goes after him, the nurse, who reveals herself as Luna Vachon, sprays
alcohol in Vader’s eye and Goldust gets out of the wheelchair and attacks
him. This was great stuff.
recaps the Triple H-Commissioner Slaughter feud.
Slaughter, who receives more boos than cheers.
Slaughter puts his Sergeant Slaughter hat on and turns into the Sergeant
character. Slaughter announces that his
match against Triple H will be a boot camp match, which he says we can consult
the Iron Sheik about if we don’t know what it is, but that conjures up bad mental
images. A completely over the top promo,
but it’s so campy that it’s entertaining and it made me want to see the match,
regardless of how bad it’s probably going to be.
Championship Tournament First Round Match:
“Too Sexy” Brian Christopher (w/Jerry Lawler) defeats Flash Flanagan
with a Tennessee Jam at 3:32:
somersault plancha we don’t get to see it until a replay. See, that’s the problem with this
tournament. Aside from Taka Michinoku
and Brian Christopher we haven’t seen these guys, so why should we take them
seriously? Christopher busts out a
sunset flip-style powerbomb from the ring to the arena floor and from that
point on he squashes Flanagan, so there’s not really a point in rating this.
to find out why Vince McMahon isn’t on commentary and what pending legal
litigation he is dealing with.
entrance and song plays us into the second hour of the show. Jerry Lawler also replaces Cornette in the
comes out and Triple H says that he isn’t scared of Sergeant Slaughter. Instead of having a meeting between Shawn
Michaels and Bret Hart, as promised at the top of the hour, DX brings out a
Bret Hart midget and humiliates it. Now,
you can take this segment seriously and rant about how bad it was. However, I just take it in stride with DX’s
juvenile gimmick and found it funny.
After all, if you thought Bret was showing up on this show I’ve got a
bridge to sell you in my hometown.
out and threatens DX, but Michaels holds him off by massaging his ego and how
he was the best part of the Hart Foundation.
Michaels offers him a spot in DX, an offer that expires at the end of
Austin having supper with a fan who won the Survivor Series Super Supper
Sweepstakes is shown.
hypes Butterbean, who will face Marc Mero in a four round “tough man” match at
In Your House.
beats Savio Vega via submission to the ankle lock at 5:18:
of a boost out of it as the Los Boricuas stable never caught on and sunk his
WWF career. Savio controls most of the
match, which is enough to put you to sleep, but Shamrock eventually snaps and
wins. Ross says that this shows Shamrock
is getting more dominant, but if you are struggling against Savio Vega at this
stage of his career then I don’t see how you can say that about yourself. Rating: ½*
up in his Austin 3:16 pickup truck.
the Nation of Domination and at this point based on the booking and scheduling
of interview time it is clear that the Rock is the focal point of the
group. This is an important interview
because it is where the Rock found his character. He starts referring to himself in the third
person, refers to himself as “The Rock” consistently, and calls himself the
“People’s champion.” As the Rock cuts
his promo, lights cut on and off and “Rocky sucks” appears on the Titantron to
help the fans chant along. Steve Austin
appears on the Titantron and is playing with stuff in the production truck and
warns the Rock that when “3:16” appeared on his beeper (remember those?) that
he’s in trouble, but see, it is actually a taped segment. Austin appears through the crowd and in a
nice touch, the Rock checks his beeper and gets big eyes, and Austin attacks him
and clears the ring with a chair to end a great segment. The heat for this feud is nuclear and Vince
had to be smiling ear to ear.
backstage complaining about his locker room, water, and food. He also complains about his opponent, Chainz
(it’s actually Crush), and says he is not wrestling until Vince McMahon lives
up to his contractual obligations. Crush
wins the match by forfeit, but Kane comes out and destroys him in short
order. This was Crush’s WWF swan
song. Gerald Brisco accidentally bumps
into Kane and gets chokeslammed too.
Match: “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn
Michaels (WWF & European Champion w/D-Generation X) beats Vader with two
Sweet Chin Music’s at 2:38 shown:
attack earlier in the show. Before the match, Michaels announces Jim Neidhart
as the newest member of DX. After the commercial
break, we join this in progress and Vader manhandles Michaels, even when DX
interferes behind the referee’s back.
Vader goes for a Vader Bomb, but Triple H throws hot coffee into Vader’s
good eye and Michaels wins this one in short order. I won’t say that this made Vader look weak by
any means, but I hate short matches like this when it comes to using your top
talent. It does show you how good DX
were at the heel role in that I hated their actions in this match over fifteen
Neidhart poses with Michaels and Triple H, but Chyna gives him a low blow and a
beat down results.
did a great job getting over the major players and the Austin-Rock segment was
the highlight of the show. A very
entertaining two hours of television, although I will readily concede that part
of that entertainment was at Rick Rude and Bret Hart’s expense.
Ross, and Jerry “the King” Lawler are in the booth and they are live from
Foundation, without Jim Neidhart, come out to be interviewed by Jim Ross. Bret complains about Shawn Michaels being
allowed to stay in the WWF despite him being a partial referee last night. Ross makes it known that the Patriot will
face Bret for the WWF title at the next In Your House pay-per-view and Bret
makes it clear he is not worried. Owen
gets on the mic and says that his compassion for Steve Austin cost him the
Intercontinental title last night, but he says that is okay because Austin will
never wrestle again after their match last night. Ross introduces the new commissioner of the
WWF, Sergeant Slaughter and Slaughter will seemingly take over many of the
duties of WWF President Gorilla Monsoon.
Slaughter comes out and lets Bret know he makes the rules now and he
reinforces the fact that Bret will defend his title at Ground Zero against the
Patriot. Slaughter also tells the
British Bulldog that he will face Ken Shamrock again at a date to be
determined. Brian Pillman is told that
he will be forced to wear a dress tonight under threat of suspension and Owen
is told that he will face Austin at a later date when Austin is medically
cleared. Steve Austin comes out with a
neck brace in his hand and says he wants to fight Owen tonight despite not
having medical clearance.
they feel about last night’s WWF title match.
Fans make it clear that they think the Undertaker was robbed in the WWF
title match and that Shawn Michaels is to blame.
the Nation of Domination and Faarooq pledges that he will win the triple threat
match against Crush and Savio Vega at Ground Zero. Ahmed Johnson says he will easily take care
of Chainz tonight.
Shamrock suplexing referees at the end of his match with the British Bulldog
last night at SummerSlam is shown.
Contest: Ken Shamrock defeats Kama
Mustafa (w/The Nation of Domination) with a belly-to-belly suplex at 3:03:
“The Supreme Fighting Machine.” Just
thinking about that makes me realize that the WWF blew a potential pay-per-view
match for Shamrock, but that would have required Kama to actually win a match
and be a regular competitor on television.
Commissioner Slaughter comes out prior to the bout and banishes the
Nation from ringside. When Kama ends up
on the floor after some boring striking action, Miguel and Jesus of Los
Boricuas show up and give him a double suplex on the arena floor and Shamrock
follows up to win the match. Rating:
know that he is coming.
be our guest ring announcer because the company has no idea what to do with her
at this point. They should have just
thrown her in the Hart Foundation.
Exhibition: Taka Michinoku beats “Too
Sexy” Brian Christopher with a cradle after taking a suplex at 3:27:
exhibitions heading into this contest and Michinoku’s record was spotless when
facing anyone not named the Great Sasuke.
Michinoku’s mobility brings a lot to the match, as it keeps Christopher
on his toes and moving. Christopher
thinks he has the match under control and goes for a series of suplexes, but
Michinoku cradles him after taking one of them and wins. After the match, Lawler complains to the
referee and Christopher slingshots Michinoku out of the ring. This was a well paced television match
between the two men elevated to the top of the light heavyweight division. Rating: **¼
brings a dress to Brian Pillman in the locker room to wear for his match
tonight. When Pillman refuses, Slaughter
tells him he will have to wear the dress until he wins a match on RAW and if he
does not comply he will be fired.
the announcers that he is a better manager than Chyna and that he’s more of a
man than Chyna will ever be.
Helmsley (w/Chyna) and Vader (w/Paul Bearer) wrestle to a double count out at
since 1996, as he did not even make the SummerSlam card despite main eventing
the previous year’s show. When Bearer
trips Helmsley when he runs the ropes, Chyna dropkicks him and Helmsley and
Vader weakly brawl on the floor to end the match. Vader is not happy at all with the match’s
1-900-737-4WWF to see who the WWF is recruiting to join the light heavyweight
division and hear about the Hart Foundation’s celebration after last night’s
the announce crew that there are some problems with the United States, but it
does not give Bret Hart the ability to criticize and hate America. He says his previous win over Bret was not a
fluke and he pledges to beat the “undefeated” Sultan. Well, the Sultan has not wrestled in a while,
but he did lose at WrestleMania and that was a big deal. This promo was not bad, but it was so
pro-American in a corny way that I could not hold a straight face while
listening to it. It was like the Patriot
went into his own Hulk Hogan-type world of American craziness.
The Sultan (w/The Iron Sheik) with Uncle Sam at 1:45:
it I expected a “you suck” chant and Angle to run down and give the Sultan a
series of suplexes and apply an ankle lock.
The Sultan has really let himself go, now growing a string of hair, but
when you are not being used or winning matches I guess it is okay not to
care. The Patriot wastes no time
slamming the Sultan and the Patriot Missile (a flying shoulder block) and Uncle
Sam (a full nelson slam) put the Sultan away.
Hart comes down to the ring and when Sergeant Slaughter distracts Bret, the
Patriot attacks him from behind and they weakly brawl until WWF officials tear
Shawn Michaels, who gets a mixed reaction but the loudest fans are booing. Michaels says that he does not appreciate
having McMahon, the Undertaker, Bret Hart, and the fans dump last night’s main
event outcome in his lap. Michaels says
he does not care what anyone thinks and calls McMahon a dumb s.o.b. for asking
if he is part of a conspiracy with Bret Hart.
McMahon takes offense and tells Michaels that he will be quaking in his
boots when he faces the Undertaker at Ground Zero. McMahon leaves, so Michaels takes over the
mic and says he does not lay down for anyone and that includes the
Undertaker. Wow, talk about a shoot
comment circa 1997. Michaels tells the
fans that they can go to hell and that brings out the Undertaker, which sends Michaels
fleeing and McMahon back into the ring.
says he’s tired of talking so much and needs to get back to taking souls. He promises that Michaels will rest in peace,
but Paul Bearer pops up on the Titantron and throws out his murder accusation
some more. Bearer says the Undertaker
can make fun of him because he’s fat, but he met with Kane last night and he
says that Kane is coming soon. When the
Undertaker leaves, red light floods the arena, but we do not really know why
yet. This segment, along with Michaels,
was awesome television and the company cannot hope to touch this today with a
ten foot pole. It effectively
transitioned the end of SummerSlam 1997 onto Shawn-Undertaker and kept the
Undertaker-Kane issue alive.
meets with a doctor who says that Steve Austin is suffering from spinal shock
and is in no condition to wrestle tonight.
(w/The Nation of Domination) defeats Chainz (w/The Disciples of Apocalypse)
with a Pearl River Plunge at 2:14:
around, literally and figuratively, and forces both gangs to the locker
room. The smarks in the crowd work up a
loud “ECW” chant and in response, Chainz works the leg in a very non-ECW-like
fashion. Ahmed yells something into the
crowd and Ross hilariously critiques it as Ahmed threatening people in the
crowd with death. McMahon just writes it
off as Ahmed being “intense.” Los
Boricuas interfere for a second time in a DOA match tonight as they start up
Chainz motorcycle and that distraction helps Ahmed win the match.
the Nation of Domination and DOA tease a showdown, but when the Nation does
their salute, Kama, D-Lo Brown, and Faarooq attack Ahmed Johnson, thereby
ending his less than stellar affiliation with the group.
The Headbangers when Phineas pins Mosh after Henry gives Mosh a Slop Drop at
will be barred from competing tonight and that Dude Love will take his place in
a match against Owen Hart. The crowd
doesn’t really get into the Headbangers, so they are a team without a
constituency facing the evil Godwinns. This still does not stop Ross from hyping the Headbangers are growing crowd favorites. After some brief back and forth action, it appears that the Headbangers
are going to win, but Henry sneaks in behind the officials back and gives Mosh
a Slop Drop when he has Phineas rolled up and the Godwinns steal a
victory. This was not a terrible match,
but it was just dull and did not have a lot going for it. Rating: *½
Marlena come out to sit in the front row to see Brian Pillman’s next match. Michael Cole interviews them and both say
they can’t wait to see Pillman in a dress.
Holly defeats “The Loose Cannon” Brian Pillman by count out at 2:24:
he puts together an entertaining match with Holly. Goldust and Marlena wave a bra at Pillman
from the crowd, which causes Pillman to go out and confront them, but that
results in a count out, so he has to wear the dress for a match next week.
out to do guest commentary for the next match and Sergeant Slaughter allows
that, but let’s Bret know that he will be carefully supervised.
Owen Hart when Steve Austin hits Owen with a Slammy Award at 8:22:
surreal since they had a feud for three years and Lawler’s crutch on commentary
was to make fun of Stu and Helen Hart.
You can see some nasty bruising on Foley’s arms from last night’s cage
match with Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
McMahon needles Lawler about why he suddenly likes Bret and Lawler says
that he recognizes a great talent.
Unfortunately, this is a boring match as Foley is banged up from last
night and Owen’s moves are spaced too far apart. The crowd is also bummed because Austin was
not included, so it has the same dynamic as the Mankind-Pillman match a month
or so prior to this. The British Bulldog
wanders out, which draws the attention of Sergeant Slaughter, and that allows
Bret to attack Love and roll him into the ring, where Owen applies the
Sharpshooter. Love refuses to submit,
though, and Steve Austin comes out and picks up Owen’s Slammy’s from the
announce table, which leads to Owen releasing the Sharpshooter. While jawing with Slaughter and other WWF
officials, Austin clocks Owen with a Slammy and helps his tag team partner pick
up the win. Rating: *½
Love celebrates with a couple of groupies.
One of which I think is his wife.
started hour two, this show didn’t have a lot going for it. With Austin injured it was clear that there
was a major void as far as who was going to carry the TV matches and without
Bret, the Undertaker, or Shawn Michaels wrestling on the show it was pretty
devoid of star power. The interviews
prevent it from getting a thumbs down, but they are not enough to put it in
thumbs up territory either.