by Logan Scisco
–Jim Ross, Kevin
Kelly, and Michael Cole are in the booth and they are live from Waco, Texas.
for the WWF Tag Team Championship: The
New Age Outlaws (Champions) beat The Legion of Doom when The Road Dogg pins
Animal after Billy Gunn blasts Animal with a tag team title belt at 4:57:
By this time the Road Dogg had polished the Outlaws
introduction into what most fans remember.
Quick match, with the LOD hitting the Road Dogg with the Doomsday
Device, but the referee works to get Hawk out of the ring and the Outlaws use
underhanded tactics to win. After the
match, the Legion of Doom argue with each other and start brawling, which is an
interesting visual. WWF officials run
out to split it up. Unfortunately, this
didn’t lead to a feud that might be interesting and instead segwayed into the
LOD 2000 repackaging, which, as you can guess, led into a new feud with the
Outlaws! Rating: *¾ (1 for 1)
Match: Ken Shamrock defeats Jeff Jarrett
(NWA North American Champion w/Jim Cornette) via submission to the ankle lock
Due to beating the Rock in the War of Attrition match at
No Way Out of Texas, Shamrock gets an Intercontinental title match at
WrestleMania XIV. The crowd loves seeing
Shamrock destroy Jarrett in the early going and Shamrock kicks out when
Cornette trips him when he suplexes Jarrett in the ring and tries to hold down
his leg on the cover. This is a very
proficient match between two guys that can go, with several false finishes
mixed in, and the referee gets inadvertently bumped, but Cornette accidentally
blasts Jarrett with his tennis racket and that leads to the finish. Rating: **½ (2 for 2)
–After the match,
Cole interviews Jarrett, who says that it might be time for he and Cornette to
go their separate ways.
entrance at WrestleMania XII is the WrestleMania Millennium Moment.
interviews Animal in the locker room and Animal screams a lot before Hawk runs
in and they fight some more as Bradshaw and a few jobbers work to separate
Commission & Kurrgan (w/The Jackyl) beat The Disciples of Apocalypse when
Kurrgan pins 8-Ball with the Paralyzer at 3:56:
Since Kurrgan has ditched his Truth Commission ring gear, he is not considered
part of the Truth Commission anymore, which is just Sniper and Recon. The Jackyl doesn’t do commentary for this
match as he has done for most Truth Commission matches to this point. During the match, Ross announces that there
will be a fifteen team battle royal at WrestleMania. This follows a predictable, yet smart,
booking pattern whereby DOA tries to keep Kurrgan from entering the ring. Skull and 8-Ball slam Kurrgan to a huge
reaction, but 8-Ball is left alone with Kurrgan and that has a predictable
result. Better than I expected it to
be. Rating: *½ (3 for 3)
–After the match,
the Jackyl yells at Sniper for not tagging in and slaps him, but when Sniper
goes after the Jackyl, Kurrgan puts him in a Paralyzer and drags him to the
–D-Generation X is
in Shawn Michaels home in Texas and cuts a promo. Triple H says that WrestleMania will be
X-rated and that the next four weeks will set the Nielsen ratings on fire. Good promo (4 for 4)
–Sunny comes out to
do guest ring announcing duties and asks the crowd if things are really bigger
–Taka Michinoku wrestles
Barry Windham (w/Jim Cornette & The Rock N’ Roll Express) to a no contest
This is quite a David vs. Goliath battle, as Windham can
throw Michinoku around with ease. The
match is happening because Taka could not read his contract. Michinoku surprises Windham with a few
moonsaults and Windham doesn’t bother to take off his ring gear for the match. Windham hits his trademark suplex and lariat,
but the lights go off and Kane walks out.
Michinoku ends up the target as the NWA flee. Paul Bearer calls out Steve Austin and
challenges him to a match next week on RAW.
–We head into hour
two so Lawler takes over the commentating duties for Cole and Kelly.
the New Age Outlaws as they leave the arena and they take credit for splitting
the Legion of Doom up. In a small piece
of foreshadowing, the Road Dogg is wearing a D-Generation X t-shirt. Cole gets tired of the Outlaws antics, but
after the Outlaws get into their car it is attacked by Chainsaw Charlie and
Cactus Jack. The Outlaws manage to speed
away. Hard to really see everything
going on with the darkness outside and I just can’t stand Cole (4 for 5)
–Goldust gives a
funny Dusty Rhodes impression and talks about his career over a video
package. Best line: “I beat Ric Flair 25,000 times in a row! I had a legendary feud, but Terry Funk always
whooped my ass so I don’t want to talk about that right now!”
–Bradshaw pins The
Artist Formerly Known as Goldust with the lariat at 3:35:
Tonight, Goldust is dressed like his father Dusty Rhodes
circa 1990 and comes out to the “American Dream” theme song, which is a top
five theme song in my books. A small
comedy match here, as Goldust tries to mock Dusty’s moves and injures
himself. He also gets on the mic and
talks like Dusty and yells at the crowd.
Bradshaw squashes Goldust and blocks a bionic elbow attempt with a
lariat to win. Match was not much, but
Goldust’s comedy made it worth watching.
Rating: ½* (5
Goldust, who says that nothing compares to Goldust.
–Kelly tries to
interview Hawk, who exits the arena without face paint and refuses to talk.
Match: Steve Blackman pins The Rock
(Intercontinental Champion w/The Nation of Domination) after hitting him with
nunchucks at 4:14:
In a nice touch, the Rock hangs back during the Nation of
Domination’s entrance so that he can get more attention than the other members
of the group. Faarooq gets on the apron
after the Rock hits Blackman with a powerslam and that nearly costs the Rock
the match when Blackman whips the Rock into Faarooq and schoolboys him for
two. The situation happens again when
Faarooq hops on the apron, but D-Lo tosses Blackman’s nunchucks to Blackman
instead of the Rock, which costs the Rock the match. Pure angle development and Blackman’s win
meant nothing in the long run. Rating:
¼* (5 for 7)
–After the match,
D-Lo tells the Rock that Faarooq told him to toss the nunchucks to Blackman and
Faarooq does not care that the Rock knows.
to hear about WrestleMania, Shawn Michaels, and a national television deal for
Luna Vachon, who says she is waiting for Sable and cannot wait to rearrange her
–NWA Tag Team
Championship Match: The Headbangers beat
The Rock N’ Roll Express (Champions w/Jim Cornette) when Thrasher pins Ricky
Morton with a shoulder block at 4:22
Before the match, Commissioner Slaughter comes out with
referee Earl Hebner and replaces Tommy Young at the referee. Cornette gives a great rant about this with
the commentary team. Ross does his best
to argue that this match matters because the Headbangers loved the Rock N’ Roll
Express as kids, so that is why they want to beat them for the NWA tag team
titles. The Express fail to get anything
to go their way in the match and since Hebner is refereeing he does not
disqualify the Headbangers when Robert Gibson is tossed over the top rope. Cornette smashes Thrasher in the back with
his tennis racket, but Thrasher falls on top of Morton and scores the pin and
Cornette throws a tantrum. Poor contest
as these teams just do not have chemistry.
Rating: ½* (5 for 8)
–Pete Rose is
announced as a guest celebrity at WrestleMania.
–A video package
hypes Steve Austin’s road to WrestleMania.
Championship Match: Owen Hart (Champion)
beats “Marvelous” Marc Mero by disqualification at 4:12:
During his entrance, Mero sends Sable to the locker room. Owen is set to defend the European title
against Triple H at WrestleMania, so he is no longer a part of the main event
picture and won’t be for the remainder of his career. Less than a minute into the match she
returns, but Mero kicks out of Owen’s schoolboy to keep the match going. Mero gets frustrated with the referee as he
pounds away in the corner and pushes him down, which draws the disqualification. What is weird is that they don’t have Mero
hit the TKO and getting a phantom pin before the referee called for the
bell. Rating: *½ (5 for 9)
–After the bell,
Luna Vachon runs out and Goldust and WWF officials try to hold her away from
Sable. When Sable sees Luna she tries to
engage her as well. Goldust eventually
restrains Sable, but Mero takes exception to that and starts pounding away on
him. Lot of heat for this as we continue
moving toward a mixed tag match at WrestleMania.
–Tune in next week
to see D-Generation X, Mike Tyson, and Kane’s challenge of Steve Austin!
The Final Report Card: The first hour was really good, but the
second hour lagged. It was quite
surprising not to see Steve Austin and the show really missed his
appearance. It might be surprising to
those who never watched the product at the time that the Sable-Luna angle got
airtime at the end of the show, but it is really the second hottest act that
the WWF has going on aside from Austin.
Solid effort this week to build us to WrestleMania XIV.
Monday Night War Rating: 3.2 (vs. 4.6 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up