Did you hear the one about the skunk?
How many feet in a yard?
Depends how many people are standing in it.
How much dirt is in a whole 3.4 feet wide by 3.8 feet deep?
Daisy me rollin’ dey hatin…
(the real joke is in seeing how many people correct the grammar on the “whole” thing but don’t read this part down here explaining I did it on purpose)