QOTD 122: Knock Knock…

Did you hear the one about the skunk?

it stunk.

How many feet in a yard?

Depends how many people are standing in it.

How much dirt is in a whole 3.4 feet wide by 3.8 feet deep?

None.

Share your favorite brainteasers, jokes, riddles, and stand up comedy. Bonus points for links and really creative stuff that’s funny and unique!
Knock Knock…

(who’s there?)

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin’ dey hatin…

(the real joke is in seeing how many people correct the grammar on the “whole” thing but don’t read this part down here explaining I did it on purpose)