QOTD 15: Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

Howdy Blog Otters, how is everyone’s manic Monday going? Mine’s pretttty swell, I’m typing this pre-‘sure thing’ date, and it got me to thinking about, well, how do you all going about seducing the fairer, or samer, sex?

Do you online date? Take to craigslist postings? tackle the icky-but-almost-assured-to-get-you-lucky world of fetlife? Consider this thread something along the lines of Free Masonry. A brotherhood of men helping other men, get women…or men


What’s your art of seduction, and what pointers can you give to the masses that you think most folks miss out on, and what are some definite red flags you’ve run into while attempting to get your proverbial rocks, off?

I have a couple of tried-and-true methods, mostly messaging ladies with the brightest smiles and being my typical dorky self, which tends to really kick-start the the engine of 30-something divorcee’s, single mothers, and this one lawyer lady I was certain was either going to be the sexiest person I ever got with, or would kill me and take my kidneys.

My worst adventure involved a girl who wanted to be erotically cut, she literally presented the cutting implements to me like they were a secret ingredient in Iron Chef.


Blog Otter Award: Jobber123 for his ability to drink veggie juice straight. You’re a stronger man than I, sir. You award can be found below:

1. How far are we all in GTAV? I’m going to make the spoiler post and run a Review for Friday.

2. In case you want an idea of a surprisingly successful online dating profile, give mine a gander. If you give “A_Fun_SofaB” a google with Okcupid, you’ll find me. 

Everybody wins

Here’s something for discussion.   Pick someone to send from WWE to TNA and one to go from TNA to WWE and the move is the best for both companies and the wrestler’s career.
Matt Morgan – Sticks out like a sore thumb in TNA, and they wouldn’t have to try and throw him into random tag teams to justify his spot.  WWE screwed up with him the first time, but the stuttering thing is ancient history. 
Evan Bourne – WWE doesn’t care about any of the strengths Bourne has.  In TNA he is tailor made for the X-Division and has a ton of friends in the company.  I could see him with a tag run and maybe some world title shots.

Well, Morgan is already happening, so get ready now.  They're just waiting for the lawsuit thing to blow over, basically, but he was pretty much going to debut a few weeks ago and now can't thanks to Ric Flair.  My alternate pick would be AJ Styles (although it would realistically never happen) because they can instantly plunk him into feuds with D-Bry or Punk and he'd be totally fine there.  I think Bully Ray could have another singles run in WWE with this character, too.
Going the other way, Tyson Kidd is the obvious choice for me, but he's basically living his dream right now and I wouldn't want to take that away from him.  The Miz would be a great choice, because he could bring media cred their way and could work the big main event style they need.  Ditto John Morrison.  I think Ziggler and Swagger would fit well there too.  Especially if Swagger joined up with Angle as his All-American stooge.