What if crazy mr backlund never got over


Hey Scott,
Your recent raw post got me thinking:
1) Who would Bret face at Survivor Series and Wrestlemania if crazy Mr Backlund never got over the way he did?
2) Who would Diesel have beaten for the title at MSG?
Thanks!

​Really, it wouldn't have mattered. Bret was out, and Diesel was going to be the next big thing no matter what.  Although I think Nash talks about it like it was some spur of the moment decision from Vince.  If I had to guess I'd say you could just stick Owen or (god forbid) Neidhart in that role of 3-day champion, but really it didn't matter.  ​

Call me crazy

Hey Scott

Discounting any Rumbles …. call me crazy but how is it that Y2J, Rock or Angle have never actually been in a 5 star Scott Keith match!!??

Cheers

​The Angle-Michaels rematch got ***** from me.  BOOYA.

QOTD 119: Crazy, but that’s how it goes….

Yeah, I don’t know either, dude.

Today’s question comes from an e-mail sent to Scott, which was sent to me, which I’m now posting here, for you to read, if you please. 

Hey Scott….seeing this YouTube clip of Kamala singing
got me to thinking…in wrestling there are a number of things that are
SO ridiculous, that they are just flat out funny. This being one of
them. 

What comes to mind when you think of things so ridiculous they are
hilariously funny?


This question begins and ends with the below:

Beyond that, I think my favorite ‘ridiculous’ moments are the silly things that sort of expose the business but in a wink wink nudge nudge way.

There was a skit with the ‘new’ DX where they had a picture of Vince’s Grandson and it had a big ole photo of Triple H Photoshopped on the head.

The entirety of the Hardcore 24/7 rule was awesome – Didn’t Crash Holly take on the Mean Street Posse in a ball bit / arcade? That stuff is brilliant.

Kane’s therapy sessions are great – especially when he gave his entire tortured history with a straight face. There was also a bit during the whole “Katie Vick” angle where I think Kane and Undertaker ran into each other at the PPV and Taker just goes “How was your week?” to much audience laughter.

Then of course there’s the Gookers, the Kiss Demons, the Man-o-tars, the Tuxedo matches, and that time British Bulldog was Rock Bottoms on the dog poo because Attitude Era.

What say you, Blog of Doom?

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In the “What the f--- you got to be kidding me” department, my 11 month long “Booking Revolution” game finally ended when head Booker, Caliber Winfield, couldn’t amass a fortune of 2 million dollars in time, and Paul E. fired him.  This was LITERALLY on the day the whole blog went kablooey regarding the guy. Strange. Strange indeed. 

Some highlights:

Warrior’s Mildly Crazy Letter to Vince

Scott,

see this floating around today?


Among other things, makes me wonder what Savage (and Slaughter) got for WM7.

Vince was an incredibly reasonable guy in that response, which assumes that he didn't immediately stiff Warrior on all the money he promised.  

Crazy Deadspin Story

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax


Is it wrong that less than five minutes after reading this, I termed this the "Katie Vick of College Football?"

Dude, that story was CRAZY.  They should do that with CM Punk, where he tries to bang some chick he met on Twitter and then it turns out that it's Colt Cabana f------ with him.  That would actually be a storyline that's original for wrestling.  Plus then he could be CATFISH CABANA.  
I await my royalty cheques from WWE.

SO MUCH F------ CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy s---.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? F--- YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.

SO MUCH F------ CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy s---.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? F--- YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.

SO MUCH F------ CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy s---.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? F--- YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.

SO MUCH F------ CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy s---.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? F--- YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.

SO MUCH F------ CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy s---.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? F--- YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.

SO MUCH F------ CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy s---.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? F--- YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.