TNA event at Minor League Baseball stadium draws 300 or less fans

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It's gone beyond the point where this is funny. Now it's just really pathetic and sad.

But judging by the rules of comedy it will probably be funny again soon.

​Pretty sure it's just sad.  ​

The irony of Warrior wearing a baseball cap

I always felt the pettiest part of the first Warrior DVD was the five-plus minutes they spent on him wearing a baseball cap, as if that was the worst thing anyone had ever done in a wrestling ring.

So I'm watching some post-WrestleMania Raw shows on YouTube (now there's a DVD waiting to be made) and, well, just watch at 26:45 

Made me laugh. 

Goddamn that baseball cap deal pissed me off.  Of all the things you could use to attack him and THAT is the best you come up with?

Fantasy Baseball League of Doom plug

It's me, Davidbonzaisaldanamontgomery! *insert DDP smile* I know the following will sound like Charlie Brown's teacher to you (waghwagh waghwaghwagh….), since I know you just LOVE baseball and fantasy sports, but I was wondering if you could do me a solid and post this plug for the 2014 Fantasy Baseball League of DOOM! As the commissioner of said league (as well as BACK-TO-BACK Fantasy Football League of DOOM! champion) I'm looking for competitive players who will play actively from March through September, and not just slack off the second they're under .500. 
I have sent invites to the three other playoff-qualifying teams from last season since I know they will provide sufficient competition: I'm Rusty Kuntz?, The Human Cespedes, and The Real Nitzilla. That leaves six slots at least up for grabs for anyone who is interested in playing, and if there is a demand for more, I'm opening to pulling an NHL and expanding the league more than I should.
Here are the particulars:
–Draft is tentatively scheduled for Sunday, March 16th at 8:00 ET/5:00 PT, unless there's enough life conflicts that we can move the date/time.
–AUCTION DRAFT. That's right, Fuj, this is a real fucking league of GM skills. Mike Trout isn't just gonna fall in the lap of the lucky bastard who wins the luck of the automated draw; every owner has a shot at every player, which is way more interesting in terms of roster building (and drafted, since you're always on the clock and bidding against others). Do you break your budget for superstars or balance it out? How do you divvy up your cash between pitching and hitting? And so forth. 
–Head-to-head weekly matchups by categories, wins and losses culminate over the season (so if you win 7 out of 10 categories in your opening match, you'll carry a 7-3 record into the next match, similar to the Fantasy Basketball League of DOOM).
–Basic 5×5 scoring categories as follows:
Offense: AVG, R, HR, RBI, SB
Pitching: W, ERA, WHIP, K, SV
 -7-player weekly acquisition limit, but no seasonal limit on acquisitions and no games played limit on hitters or innings pitched. Starting lineups will consist of C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, 3 OF slots, and 2 UTIL slots; your daily starting pitching roster can have 2 active SP, 2 RP, and 4 SP/RP slots. There are five bench slots for the rest of your team and 2 DL slots.
Anyone who is interested, please shoot an email to [email protected], first come, first served. If you are interested, you're more than welcome to play as long as you intend to play all season long, whether you're top of the division or chilling like a Cub at the bottom.

Fantasy Baseball League of DOOM! plug

'Tis I, DSM, YOUR 2012 Fantasy Football League of Doom! World Heavyweight Champion of the World, hoping I can get a plug for a fantasy baseball league…OF DOOM! 

Since I'm a pretty competitive fellow when it comes to these things, I'm hoping I can find nine others here who will play with the same drive, i,e. people who will show up for the online draft and won't give up if they're doing bad out of the gate. Here's the league settings for anyone who wants to join:

-10 team league, head-to-head weekly matchups (like in Fuj's FFLoD league)

-Head-to-Head weekly matchups done in Every Category fashion (you get a W, L, or D for each category every week, basic 5×5 stats) with a 7-acquisition limit each week.

-AUCTION draft (this is the true test of GM skills, plus I like everyone having a shot at anyone they want; please join only if you're down for this); draft tentatively scheduled for Sat, 3/30 at 7pm ET unless there's a better time that works for most

–23-player rosters: a starting lineup consisting of a C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, 3 OF spots, and 2 UTIL players, 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 Pitcher spots, plus 5 bench slots, and 2 DL slots. Yes, we have DL slots; suck it Fuj!

-4 playoff teams after 20 weeks of play; playoffs will be held in a 2-week/matchup format.

Anyone who wishes to play can drop me an e-mail so I can give them an invite, just send a line to [email protected]

Yes, that is my actual e-mail handle, named after Batista's refusal to hug Eugene and offering him a can-do salute instead.