Since it’s Memorial Day, Destination America has decided to not air a new Impact Wrestling tonight and is airing a completely out of context pay per view from eleven months ago. As confusing as this might be, I’m not sure why this hasn’t been done before, at least in an edited version.
Location: College Park Center, Arlington, Texas
pay per view which at least has been good in the last few years. The
show has had some decent build, but due to a combination of injuries
and TNA’s horrific marketing skills, the World Title match has been
changed and there was no mention of the X Division Title match on
television. The show does look good on paper though and we get the
newest Hall of Fame announcement. Let’s get to it.
in the back with MVP saying he’s here to make sure Dixie doesn’t
screw things up tonight. MVP can’t be out there with them though
because of his knee.
TNA up to this point.
Sanada vs. Tigre Uno vs. Davey Richards vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Crazy
Steve vs. Manik
this is a ladder match. Also keep in mind that Destination X and
Option C are coming up soon. Manik dives through the ropes to take
out Sanada before the bell. The Wolves follow suit with stereo
suicide dives and Steve has apparently knocked Tigre Uno down. Steve
gets a ladder from under the ring and uses it to climb back to the
apron. Tigre dropkicks him down and mostly misses a corkscrew dive
to take everyone out.
over a ladder in the ring with the champion taking over via a
springboard chop to the head. Tigre replaces Manik and kicks Sanada
in the back of the head but the Wolves double team him into a German
suplex onto the ladder in the corner. Edwards throws in a fresh
ladder but Manik dropkicks both of them down. Steve (very popular
tonight) comes in for the Terry Funk spinning ladder spot, taking
down everyone that comes into the ring.
Steve shoves the ladder over, only to have Manik land on the top rope
and dive out to knock out the Wolves. Steve goes up again and
touches the belt but of course loses his hand eye coordination since
this is a ladder match, allowing Sanada to make the save. The ladder
is busted so Sanada slams Steve onto it to set up the moonsault. The
fans think this is awesome as Tigre enziguris Sanada off a better
ladder into the standing one to form a bridge, but the Wolves catch
him in a powerbomb/top rope Backstabber combo. The Wolves both go
after the belt but Sanada makes the save. Edwards Sanada clothesline
each other to the floor and Eddie crashes into the barricade, leaving
Davey on top. Manik makes the save and powerbombs Davey onto the
bridged ladder in a SCARY landing. Sanada climbs up to retain at
9:40 before someone dies.
The match was fun but some of those spots looked too dangerous for my
taste. Richards getting powerbombed was way too scary looking and I
didn’t like how he landed. Hopefully everyone is fine, but I
question having people go through a match like this without even
giving the match hype on TV.
the World Title situation. For once this is totally beyond their
MVP on crutches to insult Texas A&M and the fans for booing him.
They shouldn’t be so angry at him while he’s here against doctor’s
orders. Dixie has gone to the Board of Directors in an estrogen
filled moment of insanity, resulting in him being censored. MVP
explains the World Title situation to the live crowd and says he
won’t be involved in either qualifying match. King and Lashley
promise to win their matches, unlike Texas A&M.
title match tonight. Lashley quickly takes Joe into the corner but
gets enziguried in the other corner to give Joe control. Bobby
leapfrogs over the Samoan and clotheslines him down, only to have Joe
pound him down with strikes. The Facewash is loaded up but Bobby
rolls to the floor to get a breather. You don’t go outside on Joe
though and it’s the suicide elbow to take Lashley out again.
split second and Lashley is able to send him into the steps. Back in
and Lashley fights out of the corner Rock Bottom with a swinging
neckbreaker for two. A snap suplex sets up a nerve hold on Joe and
an elbow to the face stops his comeback cold. Another nerve hold is
broken up by a kick to the head and the backsplash gets two. Now the
release Rock Bottom looks to set up the Clutch but Lashley drives him
into the corner. Joe has to stop himself from running into Earl
Hebner, allowing Bobby to nail the spear for the pin at 8:50.
This wasn’t bad with Lashley getting one of his biggest wins since
coming back. Putting Joe in the title match didn’t make a ton of
sense after Lashley beat Eric on Thursday so this was the best option
all things considered. I’m still not wild on Lashley’s in ring work,
especially the spear due to so many people using it, but he could be
party suite above the arena. Dixie thinks Ray will see Ethan’s
vicious side tonight. Dixie won’t comment on the meetings she had
this week until she’s in the middle of the ring. The only hint
she’ll give is that the karma that got to MVP is nothing compared to
what’s coming. Spud looks like the Joker.
seconds here. Magnus stomps away in the corner to start and avoids a
baseball slide to send Willow into the steps. Back in and a big
clothesline gets the same for the Brit. There’s a buckle bomb for
good measure and Magnus hammers away on the mask. We hit the
chinlock for a bit before Willow fights back with an atomic drop and
the legdrop between the legs for two.
but Magnus runs into two boots in the corner. A middle rope splash
gets two for Willow before Magnus avoids the Swanton. Bram tries to
interfere but Abyss is right there to hammer away. All four guys
start brawling on the floor until Willow goes up top and just jumps
backwards onto the Brits.
fight in the ring with the Monster easily throwing him to the floor.
The guys in the match get back in as Bram gets his metal bar, only to
be one upped by Janice. They walk up the ramp as Magnus breaks up
the Whisper in the Wind, setting up a belly to back suplex into a
side slam for the pin on Willow at 10:00.
This was a mess for the most part but not bad. They would have been
better off making this a tag match to get everyone in there, but that
seems to be where they’re headed anyway. The Willow gimmick isn’t
doing anything for me either as the announcement that it’s Jeff Hardy
just killed the whole point of the character.
announce the newest Hall of Fame inductee. Angle talks about how
being in the Hall of Fame means you’ve earned respect forever from
the boys in the back and the fans. The inductee is……Team 3D in a
bit of a surprise. A loud and long WE WANT TABLES chant goes up and
we go to a wide shot of the arena for some reason.
full sentence out as the fans are chanting WELCOME BACK. They accept
the induction because of every single one of the fans. D-Von says he
wasn’t going to come back to TNA but if he’s going out, he has to be
by Bully’s side after all their history together. Catchphrases and
poses close out the segment.
good promo about how he’s beaten all the members of the TNA Hall of
Fame so tonight he gets to beat the latest. This isn’t Von Erich
Country anymore because the Carters have taken over.
match tonight. Aries hits the corner dropkick less than thirty
seconds in but King escapes the brainbuster and gets to the floor.
The top rope ax handle puts King down again but King crotches him on
top to get a breather. A dropkick puts Austin on the floor and King
sends him hard into the barricade for good measure.
with King hammering away before putting on something like a seated
abdominal stretch. Aries fights up and smacks King’s ears to put him
on the floor, setting up a suicide dive. King is thrown back inside
so Aries can ram him over and over into the buckles, setting up a
missile dropkick for two.
cradle suplex and a high kick but gets caught with his feet on the
ropes. The Last Chancery can’t get the submission so King comes back
with a springboard Blockbuster for a close two. Aries gets tired of
dealing with King and takes him into the corner for a super
brainbuster to send Austin to the cage at 10:04.
This is the logical choice as King hasn’t really shown that he can
beat a guy of Aries’ level in a one on one match. The ending
sequence was really cool and it gives us a more intriguing main event
than Eric vs. two members of the trip. Aries is a guy that could be
brought up the ranks in TNA to fill in their lack of top faces.
Dallas Cowboys to a VERY mixed reaction. After that mention is over,
JB brings out the latest Von Erichs: Ross and Marshall, accompanied
by an ancient looking Kevin. The Bro Mans interrupt and say that a
lot of things in Texas aren’t tight, including being a Von Erich.
Robbie isn’t here for reasons not specified.
Von Erich/Marshall Von Erich
barefoot like Kevin did. This is DJZ and Jesse for the team tonight.
Marshall cleans house on DJZ to start but can’t hook the Claw. A
powerslam puts DJZ back down and it’s off to the older Ross for some
dropkicks. Jesse breaks up something off the top rope and DJZ hits a
nice flip dive to take Ross down on the ramp.
a dropkick bur Ross avoids a second one and makes the hot tag to
Marshall. Everything breaks down and Ross hits a missile dropkick to
put both guys down. Jesse brings in a chair but gets it dropkicked
into his face, setting up a series of basic double team moves from
the brothers. Not that it matters as DJZ brings in the chair for the
DQ at 5:07.
Well that was a waste of pay per view time. The Von Erichs looked ok
at best but it’s clear that they need ring time more than anything
else. They didn’t know how to finish a match yet and it looked like
they needed to get through a bunch of spots instead of bringing the
match to a close. Not terrible, but the ending really didn’t work
match Kevin comes in to put the Claw on Jesse, drawing the only big
pop from the crowd.
keep the title tonight. JB asks how many time Angelina has won the
title without Velvet’s help but Angelina says they’re a team.
Gail Kim vs. Angelina Love
and Gail won a triple threat on Thursday to set this up. Gail hits a
quick running forearm to start but her top rope hurricanrana is
countered with a powerbomb. A side slam gets two on Kim and Angelina
throws her out to the floor. Velvet interference doesn’t help as Kim
sends Love knees first into the steps. Back in and Gail gets
crotched on the top, setting up an ugly looking reverse bulldog for
but referee Stiffler ignores it. The Botox Injection gets two and
here’s Earl Hebner to eject Sky and make himself referee. Gail
speeds things up and gets two off a neckbreaker but gets powerbombed
for two more. Kim accidentally dropkicks Earl in the back but nails
Eat Defeat. Stiffler ignores the cover to check on Earl and does the
same again when Love gets rolled up. Angelina reverses into a rollup
of her own and Stiffler counts the pin to retain the title at 6:57.
Egads this story is getting old. Didn’t we have Stiffler in love
with the Beautiful People like five years ago? Nothing to see here
for the most part as Gail vs. Angelina has been done on PPV so many
times that they ran out of stuff to do years ago. The match was
ridiculously overbooked. Also don’t we already have a questionable
referee in Brian Hebner?
the hotel for dinner with his kids. Bully cuts a promo on Texas
wrestling legends and thinks Ethan is in way over his head. His
advice to Ethan: start praying. Ethan gets crucified for the sins of
his Aunt Dixie and he’ll be baptized in blood.
meaning last man standing. Ray brings out a bullrope ala Stan Hansen
for a nice tribute. Carter is thrown to the floor by the rope to
start and Ray brings out a pair of tables. They’re stacked next to
each other on the floor but Carter recovers from the coma he was in
to get in a few shots and take over. Ray fights right back and sets
up another table in the corner but the fans want cowbell.
but gets his chest ripped off by more chops. Time for the cheese
grater to rip up Ethan’s chest (barely), which isn’t something you
often see. Carter gets in a few shots to take over and sends Ray
face first into a chair on the mat. He goes up top but gets crotched
and superplexed onto the chair to put both guys down. Ray grabs a
Dallas Cowboys trashcan from under the ring before starting to cut up
the mats to expose the wood under the canvas.
with a kendo stick shot to Ray’s back for no effect. Ray kicks him
low and knocks Spud silly with the stick but Carter hits a quick One
Percenter onto the exposed boards for our first count over twelve
minutes into the match. Ray is up at eight so Carter pours out the
glass in the trashcan. Carter goes up but dives into a Bubba Cutter,
sending the injured chest into the glass for a cool spot. He’s up at
eight though so Ray takes the stick outside to knock Ethan silly
tables and goes up but here’s Dixie for a distraction. Bully goes
after her and sends Ethan into Dixie to knock her out cold. Ethan
gets punched down and Ray puts Dixie on the table. He takes too long
though, allowing Spud to pull her off and Ethan knocks Ray through
the tables with a kendo stick shot for the win at 17:05.
It was a nice brawl with some nice spots but NO ONE CARES ABOUT
DIXIE. After all this, if she doesn’t go through a table in New
York, this whole story has been a huge waste of time. Also, never
accept an induction to the Hall of Fame unless you want to lose on a
last second fluke the same night. At least D-Von didn’t join forces
Storm. This started in a qualifying match for a World Title shot
before Anderson cheated to win a drinking contest and made fun of
cowboys. Why TNA thinks he’s going to be cheered in Texas doing this
is beyond me.
though it’s 10:22 and we’ve got another match after this. He rips on
the Cowboys because he’s a Titans fan but the booing breaks up his
catchphrase. The brawl is on before the bell with Anderson high
fiving the Cowboys and spitting beer in Storm’s face. They get in
the ring for the opening bell and James goes right for the knee. A
few shots have Anderson so banged up that he can’t run across the
ring and a Figure Four has him in even more trouble.
the ropes and Storm misses a charge in the corner to give Mr. a
breather. Storm gets crotched on the top and slammed down for two,
only to send Anderson face first into the middle buckle. Now it’s
Anderson going up but getting kicked in the back of the head. He’s
still able to pick Storm up for the rolling fireman’s carry off the
middle rope but Storm kicks him out to the floor. Storm spits beer
at the Cowboys so they jump the railing for a distraction, allowing
Anderson to hit the Mic Check for the pin at 5:25.
The match was short due to time but it was still entertaining enough.
Anderson vs. Storm didn’t need the Cowboys for this to work but
since it’s a midcard match in TNA, I’m sure we’ll get 19 rematches to
keep things going way after its expiration date. The Cowboys might
get them some extra media attention if nothing else.
Young that the greatest man should win the match tonight. Eric says
they’ve flown in crazy people to the show tonight.
event, which is just an Eric Young video due to the last minute
Austin Aries vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Eric Young
defending with wins by pin or submission, not escape. Lashley takes
over to start but gets double teamed down. The smaller guys do a
fast paced sequence until Lashley throws Aries into the cage. Young
gets the same as well, allowing Lashley to stand tall. Bobby throws
both guys around again but misses a charge into the post. Young and
Aries go at it again until Eric hammers on Bobby in the corner.
champion down but stops to go after Lashley again, only to be
suplexed into the cage for two. We get a bad looking botch as Aries
hits a running cross body in the corner but Young just lets him
bounce off of him for some reason. Young gets to show off his
freakish strength with a double Death Valley Driver but Lashley is up
at two. He puts Young on top of the cage as the fans chant please
don’t die. Aries goes up top as well to take Lashley down with a
hurricanrana, but Eric stands up on top of the cage for the huge
elbow to Bobby.
head though and hits the brainbuster for a very close two. Lashley
spears Austin down for two and spinebusters the champion, only to
miss the spear and fall out of the cage. Remember that doesn’t end
the match though as escape doesn’t count. Young hits the top rope
elbow on Aries for another close near fall. The piledriver is
countered with a low dropkick to Young’s face and everyone is down.
Young and Aries slug it out but both guys miss forearms. Aries hits
some discus forearms and the corner dropkick but walks into the
piledriver to retain Eric’s title at 12:10.
This got better near the end but Eric keeping the title made me roll
my eyes. The reign has been far better than I expected it to be but
he needs to be the focal point of the company instead of the other
guy in the major feuds. To be fair though, I’d assume MVP was
supposed to take the title tonight before the injuries.
after the match.
As usual, TNA puts on a good show for Slammiversary. I really wish
they could get their stuff together on TV because if this was what
they were putting out there every week, things would be so much
easier to sit through. Instead we’re usually stuck with one story
dominating a show or 19 Dixie Carter segments with her bad acting
talking about whatever war she’s having that no one cares about.
Good show but not as good as the last few years’. Nothing blew the
doors off but most of the matches were solid and nothing was bad so I
can’t complain much.
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