The PG Era Rant: Raw, 11/18/13

When last we left our heroes, all heck
had broken loose. Twelve men were brawling like maniacs, trading
opponents like dance partners, until two Survivor Series matches
formed from the activity. But with only four matches on the dance
card so far, plus one spot open on a pre-formed match, excitement is
in the air and advancements will be made. But whose paycheck is
getting a Thanksgiving bonus? And on top of that, how will the
matches we know of become even more intense?
The pre-show look-in ad specifies it’s
Country Night, and also says the family will open the show with
possible sanctions.
– The PG Era Rant for Raw, November 18,
– Live from Nashville, TN.
– Your hosts are JBL, Lawler, Cole, and
likely a few thousand Stetson hats.

– For those who didn’t see it on,
The Shield and We The People will face the Rhodes Brothers, the Usos,
and Vacant in a Traditional Survivor Series Match™.
– We recap last week and how no one knew
what was going on. I have to give them credit; this package makes it
look like last week’s show was exciting.
– Tonight’s highlights will include a
live performance from Florida Georgia Line, Langston and Axel for the
Intercontinental Title, and that 12-man tag we were teased last week.
For the record, I actually like when they open the show with a
teaser like that – let me know why I’m going to love this show.
– The McMahon Helmsley Era II do indeed
get the opening segment. And despite the abuse of power allegations,
last week proved WE NEEDED THEM to run the show. A lack of authority
means anarchy, you know. All those who were supposed to be in charge
will be “dealt with”, but fortunately, they’re back and recharged
to make something happen. Anyway, before we can get more
preliminaries, here’s a very angry Randy Orton. Orton blames the
Authority for last week because they didn’t name a successor, they
didn’t give the Shield orders to help Orton, they gave Big Show a
title shot, so basically everything last week is THEIR fault. You do
NOT treat the face of the company that way! Stephanie steps in with
“Randy, you’re probably right.” Orton: “PROBABLY!?” He’s
thinking in his condition he won’t win against Big Show. HHH and
Orton are in each other’s faces until HHH makes it clear that he and
Stephanie RUN THE SHOW. Before we can get any further, Brad Maddox
and Vickie Guerrero emerge, rather timidly. They admit to confusion,
and Maddox confesses that last week was… Vickie’s fault. Crowd
approves. They really don’t like Vickie. But HHH makes it clear:
everyone pays the price. Stephanie says the handicap matches clearly
make the General Managers desensitized to pain, so each of them get
matches. Vickie will face AJ, while Maddox gets THE NEXT MATCH.
Yes, in a suit and tie. And Orton is the opponent. Who’s the face
anymore? Oh, and it’s a no-DQ match. Maddox looks like he’s going
to throw up. He tries to leave, but Kane insists rather forcefully
that Maddox go to the ring. Doesn’t HHH know he’s a heel? Who am I
rooting for?
– No disqualification: Randy Orton v.
Brad Maddox. Maddox quickly exits the ring and makes sure he still
has a pulse. He slowly returns as the crowd is on Maddox’s side.
Orton charges and Maddox hides again. He gets on the house mic and
begs for his life. The chase is on, and Orton catches Maddox by the
timekeeper. Maddox hits Orton with the microphone before throwing
him into the post. Even Maddox is shocked at what he did. Maddox
with a DDT for two. Even JBL is on Maddox’s side. Orton gets up and
shoots a death glare at Maddox. He corners Maddox and throws him
over the top and out, then into the announcer’s table. Orton tears
it up to get to Maddox, throwing him into the steps. Orton rips the
shirt off and clubs him Sheamus style, then into the post. Orton
sets up the Barricade Draping DDT, and there’s no way Maddox is
stopping that. Orton drags Maddox’s corpse as the crowd wants a
table to get involved. He gets the house microphone, but eschews it
in favor of rolling Maddox back in. JBL jumps to Orton’s side as
Orton goes ground-and-pound WITH THE MICROPHONE. The thuds echoing
throughout the arena are just perfect. The referee declares the
match over at 3:56 (awww) as Orton walks away, message sent. I can
see they’re trying to turn Maddox face, and it seemed to work a
little, but it’ll take more than that. *1/4
– Later
tonight, Big Show will face Ryback.
– Bret
Hart, Booker T, and Mick Foley will discuss Survivor Series in the
– Meanwhile,
Maddox was taken out on a stretcher and neck brace. They pass by
Vickie, who seems to be very nervous about what this means for her.
– Intercontinental
Title: Curtis Axel v. Big E Langston. This match gets boxing intros.
No Heyman, as you might imagine. Crowd’s up for this match. Axel
goes for a waistlock, which Langston reverses to a takedown. Axel
kicks out and strikes away, but Langston reverses a whip and knocks
over Axel for one. Langston with a backbreaker for two. Back suplex
by Langston for two. I like that he’s covering every chance he gets
in a title match. Axel bails out, and Langston gives chase. Axel
hides in the corner, but his kick is caught and he’s knocked over.
Punch to the gut floors Axel, then another. Langston lifts Axel over
his shoulder and gets a walking back body drop for two. Axel drapes
Langston’s throat on the ropes and gets a Northern Lariat for one.
Axel pounds indiscriminately for two as we go to break. (Just a
note: they mentioned that Langston uses 405 pounds to do his reps in
bench presses. Understand that most people use 225 as the standard.
To someone who knows his weightlifting stuff, that’s impressive, but
they might want to explain why 405 is a big deal.) We return with
Axel holding a chinlock, but Langston throws Axel over his shoulder
and tackles him in the corner. Axel bounces back with a dropkick for
two. Axel pounds away again for two. Axel goes to the front
chancery, trapping the arm for good measure, but Langston powers
himself up and throws Axel off. Langston with clotheslines and a
Greco-Roman suplex as the crowd is fired up. Ultimate Splash gets
two. Langston goes for the Big Ending, but Axel kicks out for the
McGillicutter, but Langston shoves him off to a lariat and THE STRAPS
ARE DOWN. Big Ending connects for the pin and the title at 8:50.
Long overdue title change, and the crowd was hot for the finish,
which is a very good sign. **1/4
– Backstage,
Orton and the Shield discuss the title change. Orton says he and the
Authority have an understanding, and the Shield MUST have Orton’s
back. Reigns agrees, but he wants Orton to help them too. Orton
nods in agreement.
– Diva
Musical Chairs! YAY! Everyone’s in Daisy Dukes, too. And of COURSE
Lawler is hosting. It features all the Total Divas “and those who
didn’t make it”. (Alicia gives a sarcastic woo-hoo.) It’s game
on, and everyone argues about which way to go. Finally, they go
counter-clockwise, and Natalya’s first out. Summer Rae mocks her.
Alicia’s out next (Cameron pushed her out of her chair), and the game
falls apart as an argument and shoving match breaks out. Then the
music stops and they try to sit down again. It doesn’t work and
everyone gets in a fight instead. Cole and JBL clearly are taking
this as seriously as we are. “JERRY” chant breaks out. Lawler
or Springer? The Total Divas face off against the other Divas in a
shouting match. JBL: “I’m not sure what we just saw.” Me
– …why
did I just do play-by-play on this?
– On
the “here’s where we are” look, we have “WELCOME TO LAYLA’S
NASHVILLE” in the background. I thought she was from England
and/or Miami.
– Big
Show v. Ryback. Just a thought: why is being WWE Champion equivalent
to being the Face of the Company when John Cena still exists? Am I
supposed to ignore that? Ryback wins a lockup in a bit of a
surprise, but Round Two goes to Big Show more decisively. Show boxes
the gut of Ryback and headbutts him down. CHOP OF DOOM follows.
Show: “Stupid, huh?” Another CHOP OF DOOM follows. Big headbutt
adds to the pain, and a shoulderblock as Ryback rolls away to
refresh. Did JBL just say Show was 780 pounds? Ryback punches Show
in the gut back in, but a whip is reversed and Show knocks Ryback
over. More CHOPS OF DOOM come next. Ryback chop blocks Big Show and
gets on the attack, kicking away and clubbing the back. Legdrop
follows, getting two. Ryback goes ground-and-pound on Big Show, with
a splash following for two. Ryback into the front facelock, which he
changes to a side headlock. Ryback hooks the nose for extra pain and
adds punches to the gut. This part goes on for a while. Show
punches out, but Ryback gets a DDT to retain control. It gets two.
Ryback is ryBACK TO THE CHINLOCK. Show has trouble fighting out, but
manages to reverse to a side suplex. Show with clotheslines to
regain control, and an avalanche in the corner, but Ryback catches
show with a spinebuster for two. Well, then. Ryback calls for the
meathook, measuring Show, but he runs straight into the goozle.
Ryback fights out, getting the Meathook on the second time. He calls
for Shell Shock, and he GETS HIM UP and connects! It gets two, which
makes sense but in any other scenario than #1 Contender should’ve
been the finish. Ryback calls Show stupid and works the neck, trying
for a second Shell Shock. Ryback can’t get him up, and gets shoved
off the ropes into the KO Punch for the pin at 8:00. Very slow
start, but it ended as a decent power match. *1/2 Randy
Orton tries to jump Show, but gets speared instead. This gets a YES.
– Zack
Ryder is speaking with Florida Georgia Line, but 3MB arrives in
cowboy outfits to butter them up and ask if they’ve heard of them.
3MB calls themselves the Rhinestone Cowboys. FGL doesn’t know how to
– Is
there a rule that Flo Rida has a 6-theme song deal with WWE?
– Backstage,
Orton is soothing his ribs with ice and asking where the Shield was
to help him. He thought they were in this together. He kicks the
trainer out and feels like he’s on his own.
– We
the People v. Kofi Kingston and the Miz. ANTONIO CESARO HAS A FAN
CLUB. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. Cesaro and Miz start, and Cesaro
works the arm only to get reversed. Miz keeps working the arm, but
Cesaro takes over with uppercuts. Miz with the through-the-ropes
corner clothesline and axhandle, getting two. The two fight over
headlocks, but Cesaro catches Miz and drops him with a backbreaker.
Swagger in, and he jumps outside and lariats Miz on the floor. Back
in, it gets two. Swagger works Miz in the ribs in the corner, and
Cesaro adds a shot for good measure. Vaderbomb and leapfrog stomp
gets two. Miz punches the gut, but Cesaro cuts it off with uppercuts
and brings Swagger in. Double elbow gets Swagger two. Swagger with
a butterfly lock, into an armbar, but Miz gets out and Kofi gets a
blind tag to clean house. Chops and dropkick to Swagger, and a
leaping clothesline thing sets up the Boom Drop. Pendulum kick to
Cesaro for good measure, but Swagger catches Kofi mid-dive and does a
spinning shoulder slam for two. Kofi reverses a clothesline by
BACKFLIPPING OVER SWAGGER into a DDT. Holy hell. Kofi goes for the
tag, but Miz refuses it! He leaps off the apron, turning heel, and
the Patriot Lock ends it at 4:46. Miz seems mad Kofi blind tagged
himself in and was teaching Kofi a lesson. Hey, anything that gets
Miz back to heel status is fine by me. *3/4
– Backstage,
Vickie pretends to faint in an attempt to get out of her match.
– On
SmackDown, the Rhodes Brothers will defend against We The People.
Enjoy, Tommy.
– Stephanie
sees Vickie and says that Vickie must go to the… ring. No one’s
falling for her trick. So they wheel her to the ring. Tied to the
stretcher. At least one of my Skype friends thinks this is a rib on
AJ passing out during the European tour. If so, that’s evil of the
– Vickie
Guerrero v. AJ. Yes, they’re wheeling her to the ring. Lawler heart
attack jokes abound. Cole brings up the GM of Raw history. Vickie
faints again. It’s rather transparent. The ref is fanning her off.
The announcers argue over who gives her mouth-to-mouth. She says she
needs water (yeah, stay classy, Vince) and washes herself off as the
bell FINALLY rings. Vickie instantly tries to run away and runs into
Tamina… and faints again. She pulls herself up using Tamina and
fans herself off with Tamina’s wrist… then walks out. AJ skips
after her and catches her, walking her to the ring. AJ stalks Vickie
and tries to calm her down, fanning her off before slapping the Black
Widow on for the submission at 1:27. In other news, Vince McMahon
needs psychiatric help. Vickie faints again for the heck of it.
Wait, is this one real?
– Divas’
Tag Survivor Series match: AJ, Tamina, Summer Rae, Kaitlyn, Aksana,
Rosa Mendes, and Alicia against Team Total Divas.
talks to Damien Sandow and Dolph Ziggler, making a Broadway Brawl (in
Nashville?), and he promises that the two of them will make it
entertaining. I love when they make a match and don’t explain it to
– David
Otunga is on the cover of Muscle & Fitness magazine. Who cares?
– Broadway
Brawl: Dolph Ziggler v. Damien Sandow. So the idea here appears to
be that it’s a hardcore match using country music instruments as
weapons. RD Reynolds needs to be paying attention. Sandow pounds
away on Dolph to start, throwing the knees and dumping him. Sandow
grabs a steel guitar, but thinks better of it and throws Dolph into
the steps. Now he takes the guitar, but nails the steps by mistake
and Dolph leaps off the steps to Sandow. Back in, Sandow uses a
display stand to attack Dolph in the gut, then throws him into the
buckle. He goes for another guitar, but Dolph punches Sandow down
instead. Dolph adds a dropkick to send Sandow out of the ring. JBL:
“George Jones just rolled over in his grave.” So did Bruno
Sammartino. Sandow throws Ziggler off the turnbuckle and through a
keyboard for two. Sandow stomps away as we go to break. We return
with Sandow working Dolph over in the corner with dozens of
headbutts. Sandow works Dolph over with that traditional country
music instrument – the chair – before wedging it in the corner.
Dolph catches Sandow with a small package for two and begins the
comeback. Sandow nails Dolph with the FIDDLE OF DOOM for two. Dolph
avoids the chair in the corner and gets the high jump DDT instead,
crawling over for two. Dolph breaks the violin over Sandow’s back
and gets the Rocker Dropper for two. JBL and Lawler are having way
too much fun name-dropping country music acts. Zig Zag is avoided,
and Sandow gets a flapjack and throws Dolph into the wedged chair.
It gets two. (Lawler: “It must be one of those musical chairs.”
Me: “Badumtish.”) Sandow sends Dolph into the double bass for
good measure before getting another steel guitar and using it for
two. Sandow winds up with the guitar and charges, but misses and
goes into the post instead. Dolph rolls him up for two. Dolph puts
the snare drum through Sandow’s head, then takes the big bass drum
and makes Sandow wear it. This match needs Oklahoma calling it.
Dolph with the Jarrett strut and El Kabong for the pin at 11:07.
Complete stupidity of the stips aside, it was pretty good for a
hardcore match. **1/2
– Backstage,
Orton demands more answers from HHH and Stephanie. He should have
respect as the WWE Champion, and he wants to know if they REALLY
believe in him. They say they need to think about it. Orton is a
little put off by that instead of getting madder.
– John
Cena has his arm in a sling while talking to Florida Georgia Line.
– You
know, with the Diva Musical Chairs, mocking AJ’s fainting
spell/dehydration, and a goofy weapons match, it’s nice to see Vince
McMahon likes to use Raw for his own petty amusement.
– The
Champ Is Here! I think it’s pretty clear that the arm in a sling
indicates that Cena/Del Rio will be a typical Hogan match. And I’m
okay with that. He talks about the sling as he shows us last week’s
footage. Cena is in a bad mood because of what happened, as you can
imagine. Cena talks about how the energy of the fans made him come
back, but he wonders if it was too soon. Was he trying to be a
superhero? Does he deserve to be World Champ? The answer is of
course he does because he owes it to the fans. Cena goes into a
locker room pep talk about how he’s not cheap shots, but
determination. He knows Del Rio has heart, but he also is in for a
rude awakening at Survivor Series. He’ll be in front of his family
at Survivor Series, and he’ll deliver as World Champ. Pain is
temporary and pride is forever, and he’ll remain champ on Sunday!
The whole crowd is on his side by the end of the promo. But here’s
Alberto to give sarcastic applause. Del Rio loves the speech. It
almost made him cry. Cena promises to make ADR tap on Sunday. Del
Rio points out Cena can’t even hold the title high right now because
of his arm injury. And on Sunday, Cena will be humiliated in his
hometown and defeated. A real champion, says Alberto, takes
advantage of opportunity… and Del Rio enters the ring. He’s
salivating over the bad arm. Cena agrees about opportunity… and
reveals the arm isn’t THAT poorly hurt. He throws Del Rio over the
ropes. The two have a staredown as the segment ends. Now THAT’S the
Cena we all fell in love with.
– Next
week, Raw will feature Michael Strahan. For the benefit of those who
are Scott Keith, let me explain that Strahan is a former NFL
defensive end, one of the best in the game for his time, and that
he’s since gone on to replace Regis Philbin on the talk show hosting
– Rhinestone
Cowboys (3MB) v. R-Truth and Xavier Woods. JBL, meet Xavier Woods.
You may know him since you’re the GM of NXT. It’ll be McIntyre and
Jinder. Truth and Mahal start, with Truth getting a headlock and
dancing to distract Mahal before slapping him. Woods with a dropkick
to Mahal, and he adds a tilt-a-whirl headscissors off a long whip
sequence. Blind tag by McIntyre, but Woods sees it and cuts it off
only to get hit with a flying kick. Woods is caught in the corner as
McIntyre chops away. Double slingshot suplex by 3MB gets Mahal two.
McIntyre in, and he works the arm. Woods fights out, slides under
McIntyre, and hot tag Truth. Big leg lariat to McIntyre and a front
suplex, but Slater gets knocked off the apron by Woods. Truth with a
Stunnerplex, and Woods in with the Honor Roll lariat and Lost in the
Woods to get the win at 3:05. JBL likes him. Me too. 3/4*
– Backstage,
HHH and Stephanie give Orton their confidence as face of the company.
But that means Orton needs to win alone against Big Show. Orton is
not amused by this development, but he takes it as a challenge.
– Highlights
of tickets going on sale for WrestleMania 30.
– Florida
Georgia Line in concert! Good, I get time off. Although it wasn’t a
bad song.
– Main
event: Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Jimmy Uso, and
Jey Uso v. Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Luke Harper,
Erick Rowan, and Bray Wyatt. Crowd decides to give CM Punk the
chant. Wyatts and Shield have a tense faceoff as the crowd unloads a
YES chant. After some confusion, it’s Jimmy and Ambrose to start.
Ambrose gets the headlock, knocking over Jimmy but getting
clotheslined. A slam follows, and Jey comes in with an uppercut. A
blind charge hits the elbow, and Reigns enters. Yes, Erick Rowan is
still wearing his sheep mask. Jey with a forearm on Reigns, and he
backs him into the corner only to get punched hard for the escape. A
headbutt does nothing, and Jey bullrushes Reigns into the face corner
to bring Cody in. The Rhodes brothers double-team Reigns, with
Goldust getting a sliding uppercut for one half. Goldust is caught
in the wrong corner and Rollins comes in. Goldust backdrops Rollins
and gets a kneeling uppercut and atomic drop. Big kick follows for
two. Back in comes Jey with a thrust kick to the gut, but the charge
catches another elbow. Jey’s jaw is jacked hard, and Harper tags in
blindly which gets the heel side to argue as we go to break. We
return with Goldust working Rollins over in the corner with ten
punches, although Rollins is hung up awkwardly. It gets two.
Goldust gets a hammerlock on Rollins, and Cody gets a tag to take
over. Cody works Rollins over in the corner before getting a Brisco
rollup for two. Rollins reverses him into the turnbuckle to take
over, and Ambrose comes in to work on Cody. Ambrose with gut stomps
and Power Drive elbow for two. He brings Reigns in, who headbutts
Cody and chokes him in the ropes. Reigns tags Rollins in, as Rollins
drops an elbow for two. Rollins with a cobra clutch on Cody, adding
a hairpull slam. He mocks Goldust and brings Reigns in, as the
Shield wishbone Cody. Cody fights back, but Reigns with a back elbow
for two. Reigns with a big headbutt, and Ambrose is in with a kick
to the back and clothesline. He gets two. Ambrose works the hand
and gets a boot choke by the ropes. He boxes Cody and gets a hammer
throw, following up with a suplex for two. Rollins tags in (beating
Wyatt to it) and stands over Cody, taunting him. Cody fights back,
but Rollins stops the momentum and tries a suplex only for Cody to
reverse it with a front suplex. Harper blind tags Rollins, and
Rollins argues with him, ALMOST allowing Cody the hot tag. Disaster
Kick catches Harper and allows the hot tag to Bryan, who enters with
a missile dropkick and takes out all the Wyatts. YES kicks follow,
but the roundhouse is missed. Bryan recovers with a drop toehold and
cross-corner kick as the Shield is dumped. Harper catches Bryan’s
charge after that in a running powerbomb for two. Wyatt tags in and
drops elbows, working a mount as the crowd wants CM Punk in. Wyatt
to Ambrose: “Why won’t you trust me?” Wyatt holds Bryan up and
talks strategy with the Shield before bringing in Reigns, and the two
double team. Now the heels are working it out, but Reigns brings in
Ambrose to work over Bryan in the corner. Ambrose tags in Rowan as
Phase Two of the match begins. Rowan with a big slam on Bryan, and
he works a neck crank. Bryan punches out of it, but Rowan with a
spinning elbow as he forcefully brings in Ambrose. Ambrose with a
leaping stomp and STF-like move, but Bryan works free quickly.
Ambrose gets a knee to the gut, but Bryan returns the favor and tries
for a tag. Everyone on the heel side thinks alike and clears the
face corner as we go to break. We’re back as Ambrose and Rowan work
together, and Reigns comes in. Reigns goes CLUBBERIN, THEY BE
CLUBBERIN TONY as the faces work a Daniel Bryan chant and Reigns has
a front facelock. Bryan steals Dolph Ziggler’s high jump DDT off of
a backdrop try and the crowd is AMPED. VERY hot tag CM Punk, who
hits anything that moves. Leg lariat to Ambrose, neckbreaker to
Rollins (with a DDT to Ambrose at the same time for good measure),
and Ambrose and Rollins both eat running knees and short-arm
clotheslines. To the top, and the Heartbreak Elbow gets Ambrose.
GTS is called for, but Wyatt distracts Punk only to get a roundhouse
kick. Ambrose tries a sleeper, but Punk reverses to the Vice as
Harper and Rowan save. The Usos cut that off and dump Harper and
Rowan, adding a double plancha to the rednecks. Punk and Ambrose
back into each other, and Ambrose gets the bulldog driver, but
Goldust saves. Reigns spears Goldust, Cross Rhodes to Reigns, Buckle
Bomb by Rollins to Cody, but Punk and Bryan get the Hart Attack on
Rollins. Tope suicida to Wyatt from Bryan, and Punk puts Ambrose to
sleep for the pin at 24:05. I’m pretty sure I missed something there
at the end. Wild finish and hot match. ****1/4 Now
Swagger and Cesaro help the Wyatt Family get in on Punk and Bryan,
but REY MYSTERIO of all people makes his return and clears out Cesaro
and Rowan. Mysterio gets a double 619 on Harper and Swagger, and
Harper is put to sleep by Punk. Bryan with the Running Knee to Rowan
and it’s YES TIME. Well, I guess he’s your mystery partner. Faces
celebrate together as we end the show.
it’s a tale of three shows here. First hour had the Intercontinental
Title change and power match in Show/Ryback. Second hour was Vince
doing stuff that annoyed me like a goofy weapons match and mocking
AJ’s legitimate health issues. Then the third hour had good shilling
for the main event of the PPV, a debut, a big return, a rock show,
and a white-hot tag team main event. I’ll be honest: the middle hour
I’m willing to overlook because the ending was so insanely awesome.
The main event in particular told several stories at once (the heels
not getting along, Punk and Bryan overcoming everything, the tag
match, Mysterio’s back, etc.). I can live with this.
it’s time to look at the show and see how I’d book it.
  1. The
    Usos, Cody Rhodes, Goldust, and mystery partner Rey Mysterio defeat
    the Shield and the Real Americans with Mysterio the sole survivor.
    [ORDER: Cesaro pins Jimmy, Swagger taps out Jey, Goldust pins
    Swagger, Mysterio pins Cesaro, Reigns pins Goldust, Cody pins
    Rollins, Ambrose pins Cody, Mysterio pins Reigns, Mysterio pins
  2. The
    Total Divas win their match, with Brie, Eva Marie, and JoJo
    surviving. [ORDER: Naomi pins Aksana, Cameron pins Rosa, Kaitlyn
    walks out, AJ taps out Cameron, Tamina pins Nikki, Summer pins
    Natalya, Brie pins Alicia, AJ pins Naomi, Brie pins Summer, AJ runs
    away, and everyone teams up to pin Tamina.]
  3. CM
    Punk and Daniel Bryan beat the Wyatt Family by DQ when Bray Wyatt
    makes it a 3 on 2.
  4. Randy
    Orton successfully defeats Big Show.
  5. In
    a special added match that I realize is my idea alone, Miz,
    Fandango, Damien Sandow, Ryback, and Curtis Axel beat Kofi Kingston,
    Big E Langston, Dolph Ziggler, and Los Matadores when Miz and Ryback
    survive. [ORDER: Langston pins Axel, Sandow pins Fernando, Fandango
    pins Diego, Kofi pins Fandango, Sandow pins Ziggler, Miz pins Kofi,
    Langston pins Sandow, Miz pins Langston.]
  6. John
    Cena defeats Alberto Del Rio to retain the World Championship and
    send the fans home happy (in theory).
bonus match is because of the Miz heel turn requiring some payoff, as
does the title change. And really, there’s nothing wrong with this
crew getting time. Plus, if the booking goes right, you get
Miz/Langston and Mysterio/Ambrose as future title programs. Mysterio
and Ambrose in a ladder match at TLC? Yes please. Plus, in the
women’s match, the anomaly of Kaitlyn on the “wrong” team is
fixed by having her walk away from AJ’s crew. If need be, you can
have Eva Marie and JoJo DQ’d in the match to keep them from doing too
much. Orton can move on from Big Show here, while Cena and Del Rio
might still have legs heading to TLC.
TIME: 65:16 in eight matches
MATCH: The 12-man main event
MATCH: AJ/Vickie
MVP (kayfabe): Big E Langston
SCORE: 7.5. I can’t go higher because of the AJ ribbing which had no
place on TV, but even Brad Maddox brought the goods tonight and
entertained me. That’s all I ask for is entertainment. Survivor
Series seems hotter than it did last week, which is necessary.
all for today. I’ll get my camera fired up for a Survivor Series PG
PostGame discussion of the booking, while Scott and Tommy will keep
you updated on NXT, Impact, and SmackDown. In the meantime, try to
survive and enjoy the week.