The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 05.15.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 05.15.93

Taped from Tucson AZ and JESUS CAN WE GET AWAY FROM THIS TAPING ALREADY?  I know I sound like a broken record with this, but 3 weeks really is the ideal amount of time for a taping cycle and their super-cheap “stretch it out to 4 or 5 weeks” bullcrap is just killing this show.

Your hosts are Vince McMahon & Randy Savage & Jerry Lawler

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The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 05.08.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 05.08.93

We’ve been watching Very Scary People on HLN for the past couple of weeks, and the John Wayne Gacy episodes popped up on the DVR last night.  That one certainly makes Matt Borne even more creepy as Doink.

Taped from Tucson, AZ

Your hosts are Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler & Randy Savage

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The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 04.24.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 04.24.93

Finally new tapings!

Taped from Tucson, AZ

Your hosts are Vince McMahon, Randy Savage & Jerry Lawler.  According to Vince, we are “anxiously awaiting the decision from Jack Tunney following the investigation as to the medical disposition of the controversial forearm of the Narcissist Lex Luger”.  ALL IN ONE BREATH!  In fact I might have misquoted him because I do 90wpm and I still couldn’t keep up with him even after rewinding it once.

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The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 03.27.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 03.27.93

Well, my faithful and beloved Xbox One is now gone, sold off for parts on Facebook Marketplace, and now all I have left to make it through the day is my PS4, Switch, assorted mini consoles, collection of Nintendo DS and 3DS, Raspberry Pi box and handheld pocket emulators.  Somehow I shall persevere, fear not.  Don’t cry for me, Argentina. It just means I have to buy the Arkham games all over again.

Taped from North Charleston, SC

Wait, there’s a NORTH South Carolina?  That seems a bit misleading.

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The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 03.20.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 03.20.93

Well we got another 10 of these added to the Network, so that’ll last me a couple of months of content at least.  Still, this was the flagship show for the company for a DECADE, but we’ve only got a little over a year on the WWE Network?  It’s ridiculous.  At least put Wrestling Challenge on there if they want to continue the stupid game of legal chicken with the Australian promoter.  They had most of Challenge up on the WWE Legacy service via WWE.com years ago, too, so it’s prepped and ready to put online anyway.

But anyway, no point in lamenting what we don’t have.

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The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 03.06.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 03.06.93

Taped from Long Beach, CA

Your hosts are Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler & Randy Savage.  Lawler warns Hulk Hogan that maybe he shouldn’t trust Brutus Beefcake, which is definitely a subplot that was never explored.  That actually would have been an interesting way to screw Hogan out of the tag titles, if Brutus was working with Money Inc all along.

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The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 01.30.93

The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 01.30.93

Time for Royal Rumble fallout!

Taped from San Antonio, TX, before Royal Rumble in fact.  So it’s hand-wavey timey-wimey craziness this time around.  It’s like Marty Jannetty only exists as Schrodinger’s Cat, eternally locked in a state between “fired” and “not quite fired again yet”.

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