The SmarK Rant for Monday Night RAW – 01.29.96
(Originally written December 2014. And while normally I delete my assorted ramblings from the time, oh man did I ever remember this one…)
Woke up at 2:00AM this morning feeling like my wife was punching me in the kidneys, and while that was not something that would out of the ordinary, it was not her in this case. Three hours later in the ER, I discovered that I’ve reached the special age where I start getting into troubles like kidney stones. And they fucking HURT. Like someone squeezing your nut until you want to puke on the floor. (Addendum from 2020: About a month after the stones, I had complications with a bladder infection that was caused by the aftermath of passing them, and JESUS CHRIST do you not want to deal with that, either. Thankfully both were a one-time deal because I never want to go through either one again.)
Still better than watching RAW these days, though. (Still as true as ever.)
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