New York strip steak? Check.
Pre-chopped salad? Check.
A reason to stay indoors all weekend while the training ring is being dried out from the storm? Oh that’s a big check. WE MADE IT!
SmackDown is tonight! We will see Matt Riddle face Sheamus, Jeff Hardy against Baron Corbin, Sonya Deville on the Dirt Sheet, and a Firefly Fun House to (hopefully) answer what the heck is up with that attack on Bliss last week. (Though seriously, that has my attention on the Fiend. See what establishing rules does? It makes breaking them meaningful. WWE should take that lesson and apply it to, well, everyday matches. Let heels cheat.)
NBA is heating up in Orlando, and the NHL playoffs have their first victim, as the Panthers are dragged kicking and screaming back to Florida. Hopefully they take the Pens with them.
All right, everyone, we went over the rules. I want you to obey the mod’s instructions at all times. No explicit material, and keep all jabs friendly and jokey and stuff. Remember: it’s the weekend, and we want everyone in a good mood. Now, touch gloves, go to your keyboards, and get ready to post.
(But first, here it is, your Moment of Zen.)
Enjoy the weekend!