The Punch-Drunk Saturday Night Thread

Happy Saturday Night, all. Not for me, though. I’ll be spending all day finally getting my stuff from my old apartment into my new one so I don’t have to sit in a lawn chair and folding table to use the computer or sleep in a blow-up bed. As a result, this is being created Friday night, so sorry if I missed any further critical details about Tommy Dreamer and Ric Flair being animals.

You know what they need to do? Join the Nintendo Fun Club, that’s what. Have YOU?

The Punch-Drunk Tuesday Night Thread

Happy Tuesday, all. Reminder that Dark Side of the Ring’s new season resumes this Thursday with the Plane Ride From Hell episode, which *has* to be a good one, right? And much to the frustration of Jim Ross, apparently, who seems to absolutely adore talking about it.

Your homework for tonight is to discuss which DSotR episode is the best and which is the worst. While you do, be sure to also Join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-Drunk Saturday Night Thread (Featuring Spaniels)

I hear it’s an anniversary of some type. But because God has a sense of humor this is also the night of my 20-year high school reunion (delayed one year from COVID), so wish me luck on finally getting that date with the head cheerleader. Spoiler: I won’t. Your homework for tonight is to discuss which discontinued breakfast cereal needs to make a return. The answer is Double-Drip Crunch, but I’d love to hear the runners-up.

Like always, don’t forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-Drunk Tuesday Night Thread

So I hear that there rasslin’ show on Sunday was, paraphrasing one famous promoter, quality material? Marks. ALL OF YOU.

Your homework for tonight is discussing which dormant franchise needs to be revived. I’ll cheat and say Punch-Out, but I swear it isn’t the gimmick talking; I really do wish they would throw us a bone on that one. The Wii game was great and that was over a decade ago.

Enjoy Dark, and no matter your answer don’t forget to Join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-Drunk Saturday Night Thread

College football is BACK, be-yotches. Stadiums filled with 50,000 – 100,000 people likely means lots of COVID spread, but at this point I’m not even sure I care anymore, as terrible as that sounds.

But screw politics, let’s talk wrestling and footbaw and video games and stuff, the things that unite us all. Your homework for tonight: What 8-bit game is the definition of “Nintendo Hard?” My money is Ninja Gaiden because one word: Birds. Change my mind.

While you do, don’t forget to Join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-Drunk Tuesday Night Thread

I better get this up now because I have a sneaking suspicion I will pass out tonight immediately after work. If aliens invade or Donald Trump is reinstated as president after this is posted, sorry. In fact, if the latter happens don’t wake me up.

Regardless, enjoy Dark and don’t forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-Drunk Saturday Night Thread

I wish I had more to contribute for the opener that doesn’t involve my personal life, but the straight truth is I’m preparing this on my iPad as take yet another road trip to squat at my parents house until my new place is available on Monday. I fell asleep at 9 last night and missed Rampage, and didn’t wake up until 10 this morning.

Careers are hard. Watch wrestling instead. And don’t forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-Drunk Tuesday Night Thread

Hey God, I think you left the oven on. Please take care of that.

AEW Dark of course is on tonight, but I’m not sure I’ll be able to partake. I can barely keep up with shaving right now – which come to think of it shouldn’t even be on my priorities list considering everyone has to wear a mask again. See? Mind is total mush. Thanks, Little Mac.

Don’t forget to Join the Nintendo Fun Club.

The Punch-drunk Summerfest Thread

I’m not going to lie: my life is in total disarray right now with the new job and place and please shoot me (I kid, I’ll be fine), but I went out of my way to ensure I saw Rampage last night and holy balls that was fun. Luckily I will be able to breathe for a bit this weekend to watch Summerfest tonight as well, because priorities and all. I did also happen to catch the last few minutes of Smackdown with Roman and Cena and, well…how about that Rampage?

Have at it and don’t forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.

The Punch-drunk Tuesday Night Thread

Good evening, folks. Scott must have been wasted when he granted me posting duties, but I’ll enjoy it while I can until he awakens from his stupor and fully realizes the LETHAL DOSE OF POISON he’s unleashed on the BoD.

Keeping the gimmick alive, your homework for tonight is to discuss your favorite Punch-Out character and why it’s me. Also make sure to join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac!