DO YOU HEAR THE THUNDER? It ain’t a storm, pal, it’s DYNAMITE! That’s right, the best night to be a wrestling fan this week… Fight For The Fallen!
Tonight, the Dark Order takes on The Elite in a ten man elimination tag! Chris Jericho goes hardcore! Christian, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus go wild on the Hardy Family Office! FTR vs. Santana and Ortiz, with Tully and Konaan on the outside probably having their own match! Plus a bout for the IWGP US title! All an hour from my house, but I was too cheap to buy tickets! Exclamation points!
Anything else happening? Does it matter?