Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, We love you, Amen!
Right, crack the tube! *sound of beer cans opening*
We come to you this morning to watch the WWE Super-Show-Down, live from Melbourne, Australia, in front of 75,000 people, all of whom are named Bruce. Your presumptive main event is HHH taking on the Undertaker, who is also in charge of the sheep dip. I imagine the WWE hopes the action will be hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum.
So we welcome you bastards and others to God’s own Blog, and remind you that we don’t like stuck-up sticky-beaks here. Enjoy the show, and remember Rule Number Six: there is no… rule number six.
[This post made with apologies to Monty Python.]