The Next Great Tourney

I have the BEST idea for the next great AEW tournament. The Hawaiian Tropic Spray Tan Invitational. 

MJF can make his triumphant return. Bryan Danielson and Malakai Black can compete in the all pasty white bracket. And the winner gets their very own spray tan booth complete with a lifetime supply of bronzer given out by models and the latest Mr Universe. It’s gold Jerry! Pure gold! Literally!


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Just think of all the striations!