Terrible WWE ring names for current AEW talent?



Yo Scott! You were speculating about the potential of MJF and Wardlow to jump ship to WWE at the end of their AEW contracts.  

 


How terrible will be the ring names created by the vaunted WWE writer’s team? 

 


Here are my guesses: 


MJF … Jacob Friedman Maxwell 


Wardlow … Mike Warden 


Ricky Starks… Robby Sparks 

Darby Allin… Allen Dangerous

 


BONUS: Take the wrestler’s real middle name + the street they grew on = pay me $100K to be a WWE writer. 



What about people who grew up on a numbered street?  Guess they can’t work WWE style.