TONIGHT! SmackDown sees Roman Reigns defend the big gold against Finn Balor! Meanwhile, it’s a chance for the Street Profits to get a tag title shot — but they have to beat the Usos in non-title action! Cesaro and Seth Rollins meet once again! And Logan Paul is back.
LATER TONIGHT! Darby Allin warms up for CM Punk’s return match by facing Daniel Garcia! Kris Statlander has to fight Jamie Hayter and Rebel 1-on-2! And Chicago’s favorite son will remind us he exists!
SATURDAY! College football is back — unless your team is like mine and they play tonight with kickoff imminent!
SUNDAY! ALL OUT! CM Punk! Kenny Omega! CM Punk! Tag teams in a cage! CM Punk! Darby Allin! CM Punk! A casino match! Also CM Punk! (There, I think that covers AEW’s advertising campaign.)
MONDAY! A US FEDERAL HOLIDAY SO WE CAN SLEEP IN!
But first, here it is — in honor of all those who work manual labor for a living, your Moment of Zen:
All right, folks, we’ve been over the rules. I want you to obey the mod’s instructions at all times. I expect a good, clean thread. Now — touch gloves, go to your keyboards, and come out posting!
ENJOY THE WEEKEND!