Friday Night Get-Down: August 27, 2021

TONIGHT!  SmackDown deals with the returns of Becky Lynch and Brock Lesnar!  One of these returns was greeted with a series of groans and eye-rolling, and surprisingly, it *wasn’t* Brock’s.  Hayes and Heyman have to book themselves out of corner — let’s see what happens next!

AND THEN!  We go back to Milwaukee for Rampage!  Who will face the Young Bucks in cage — Jurassic Express or Lucha Bros?  Can the Bunnny upset Tay Conti?  Christian and Kazarian unite to face Omega and Cutler!

THIS WEEKEND!  The NWA takes center-stage for their anniversary!  First on Saturday, it’s EMPOWERRR, as Mickie James and company present a women’s show!  Kamille defends her title against Leyla Hirsch!  Deonna Purrazzo puts the Impact Women’s title on the line against Melina!  Ten women compete to see who will get a title shot the next night!  We’ll have NWA Women’s Tag Champions!  Then on Sunday, it’s NWA73!  Trevor Murdoch puts his career on the line to get a shot at Nick Aldis’ 10 pounds of gold!  Chris Adonis defends the National title against James Storm!  Stevens and Kratos defend the tag gold against Bestia 666 and MechaWolf 450!  Thom Latimer, Tim Storm, and Crimson have a Brawl!  Mickie James faces Kylie Rae!

MEANWHILE!  WrestleQueendom is in progress as we speak (or has just finished up, not sure)!  Steve Corino faces his son Colby in North Carolina!  And Full Impact Pro returns from hiatus on Sunday!

But first, here it is — your Moment of Zen:

Okay, everyone, we went over the rules in the back.  I want you to obey the mods’ instructions at all times.  I expect a good, clean thread.  Now — touch gloves, go to your keyboards, and come out posting!