Many members of the sold-out capacity crowd in the Blog of Doom have been speculating as to the action coming up tomorrow night at WWE's Money in the Bank pay-per-view. Maybe they'd appreciate an update from the Gorilla?
WWE Money in the Bank pay-per-view update, with the Gorilla
Coming your way this Sunday night, World Wrestling Entertainment's annual pay-per-view extravaganza, Money in the Bank – it will be a happening!
WWE SmackDown Tag-Team Championship
Rey Mysterio and Dominic Mysterio vs The Usos
First time ever in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment that a father and son team have gone against a genuine pair of biological twins. No one wants to miss this one.
Men's Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Richochet vs John Morrison vs Riddle vs Drew McIntyre vs Big E vs Kevin Owens vs King Nakamura vs Seth Rollins
Holy mackerel! Eight of the most exciting young superstars in the whole of World Wrestling Entertainment look to climb the ladder and earn an opportunity at the World Heavyweight Champion. This one will be excitement personified!
Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Asuka vs Naomi vs Alexa Bliss vs Nikki Ash vs Liv Morgan vs Zelina Vega vs Natalya vs Tamina
More Money in the Bank action here, as the toughest ladies in the whole of professional wrestling go at it. I haven't been this excited since I last saw the Jumping Bomb Angels in action. You'll literally be able to cut the electricity with a knife.
Bobby Lashley (c) vs Kofi Kingston
The WWE Championship is on the line in this one. That piece of garbage MVP will be in the corner of the champion, but will Xavier Woods be able to keep him in check? Do either of these guys even have a Manager's Licence?!
WWE Raw Women's Championship
Rhea Ripley (c) vs Charlotte Flair
The two toughest ladies in the sport today square off in this epic match-up for the Raw Women's Championship. This one promises to be a real knock-down-drag-out affair.
WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (c) vs Edge
This one is for all the marbles, and don't forget that piece of work Paul Heyman will be at ringside. Will Roman remain the head of the table? Or will the wily veteran, Edge, get a victory that would literally have the capacity crowd in Fort Worth, Texas going bananas?
WWE Raw Tag-Team Championship
AJ Styles & Amos (c) vs The Viking Raiders
Tag-team titles on the line in this one. The ring will surely have to be reinforced for this ton of humanity. One would even consider the addition of a second referee to try and keep some semblance of order.
All this and more coming your way tomorrow night. Nobody does pay-per-view like World Wrestling Entertainment!