Meat’s Boner

By Scott Keith on 18 May 2021

So i'm sure you're heard of the infinite multiverse theory? Where basically possible scenario is true in some alternate dimension or some shit? So that means that in some timeline somewhere that MEAT gets insanely popular in 1999 so much so that they have no choice but to put him in the main event at WM 2000. The fans pop 'uge whenever he gets his signature stiffy in the ring. There's shirts with his bulging boner front and center. The males in the audience take viagra as to guarantee their own boners during the show in a sort of solidarity with their favorite wrestler.

So my question is this, what does better business in this alt universe: Meat vs. a megaheel HHH or Meat vs. The Rock face vs. face?

I assume this is also the universe where HHH was able to draw money then? Better go with him.