You Know Why

From the Wrestling Observer Website

“Christian Cage signed a contract.”

… fart

But I’m sure the AEW zombies will see this as the turning point that gets them over 1 million viewers per week.

Oh, unless he signed with WWE. Then it would be the pathetic exploitation of a former star.

Just so we’re clear. 

He was already in the Royal Rumble.  He looked good.  

Who are you even ARGUING with?