PRIME TIME Thursday Night Thread: February 11, 2021

“Good evening, fans, and welcome to tonight’s edition of Prime Time Thursday.  I’m your host, Gorilla Monsoon, and… Brain, what are you doing?”

“I’m setting up my 23-part presentation on how Tony Khan assumes too much of his audience!  It seems to be the cool thing to do!”

“WILL YOU STOP!?  We don’t have time for that!”

“Then what are we supposed to do with the show?”

“There’s plenty to go over!  Like this Sunday as NXT presents TakeOver on Vengeance Day!”

“Vengeance Day?  Sounds like a ripoff of Rusev Day to me.”

“You don’t have a clue!  In the main event it will be two of the UK’s finest going at it as Finn Balor represents Ireland against England’s Pete Dunne!”

“Gonna be a war when they go to town.  But don’t forget, we’re awarding a pair of polka dots, too!”

“What the Brain means is that the two Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic finals will be contested.  On the men’s side, it is the newcomers, MSK, taking on the Grizzled Young Veterans.  And for the women, Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart team up against Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzalez!”

“And Gonzalez is a tall order, Monsoon!  Not quite 8 feet tall, but you can never live up to your dad’s reputation, can you?”

“She is not his daughter!”

“You could have fooled me!”

“Folks, with that in mind, let’s head to the ring for our feature bout.  It’s AEW facing Ring of Honor in this one as Joey Janela takes on Jonathan Gresham!”

“…hey, Monsoon, don’t look to closely at the picture here — Miro might beat us both up for seeing Kip’s wife!”

“Maybe I should go hide in the cake if he tries!”

“What does that mean?”

(Bring the insanity.)