Wrestling props in a real fight

If you were in a real fight and had your choice of a wrestling prop as a weapon, which would you choose:

A) Steel chair
B) Ladder
C) Hidden foreign object
D) Wooden table
E) Green mist
F) Ball of fire

Sledgehammers not available. 

I’d go with the hidden foreign object so I could use it and then blame some other person standing nearby.  Like the old grandma with shifty eyes.  Then I’d wait for the other guy to attack her and I’d video it and put it on Twitter to ruin his life.  I’ve got it all planned out.