Man I need some pelt. Reeeally hard up for some gash. But everytime a chick finds out I'm a super wrestling nerd she dries up like the friggin Sahara! What am I supposed to do mang? STOP watching wrestling? Unacceptable. But there's like NO babes who dig our
sport bro. What the hell do I do? I really need some poontang. 

You might want to give Joey Ryan a call and ask him for advice.