The Thursday Night PRIME TIME Thread: September 3, 2020

“Good evening, folks, and welcome to Prime Time Thursday here on the Blog of Doom.  I’m Gorilla Monsoon alongside Bobby the Brain Hee-”

“SH!  We can’t start yet; the NXT Title match is still going on.”

“It is not!”

“Are you sure?”

“That’s next week!  There’s something more important before then!”

“What, you mean that fat slob is going to lose his title?”

“That’s certainly your opinion.  Folks, AEW All Out is this Saturday on Pay-Per-View, and as the Brain alluded to, the main event is Jon Moxley defending the AEW Title against the undefeated Maxwell Jacob Friedman!”

“Now MJF, there’s a man who is all class.  He’s ready, he’s young, he’s hungry, and he’s going to restore the AEW title!  I tell you, he’s a guy I’d be proud to manage!”

“You just want 10% of his wealth.”

“Who told you- I mean what makes you think that?”

“HA!  Folks, in addition to that, there will be a wild 8-man tag team contest as the TNT Champion Brodie Lee leads the Dark Order against the motley crew of Scorpio Sky, Matt Cardona, and the Natural Nightmares.”

“That’s MR. Brodie Lee to you, Ape-man.  Mr. Lee has got his Dark Order on the same page, they’re firing on all cylinders.  They took Cody out, they’re gonna take Dustin out.”

“And what if they try to do something Colt Cabana doesn’t approve of?  Will they still be on the same page?”

“I’m sure Mr. Brodie will put him in his place.”

“He’d better hope so.  On top of that, we’ll see FTR, the #1 Contenders, take on Kenny Omega and Adam Page for the Tag Team Titles.  FTR of course, is managed by one of your guys, Tully Blanchard.”

“That’s right, and let’s just say he learned a few things about managing from the Brain.  If he follows our gameplan, he’s going to lead FTR straight to the top.”

“And what is that gameplan?”

“Don’t concern yourself with family matters, Monsoon.”

“Oh, ‘scuse ME!  In addition, AEW Women’s Champion Hikaru Shida faces NWA Women’s Champion Thunder Rosa with the AEW Women’s Title on the line!”

“Which I think is kind of unfair.”

“How’s that?”

“If they’re both champions, why not have both titles on the line?  What’s the NWA afraid of?  That NWA cartel does more damage to wrestling than a Syracuse military brigade.”

“Well, Brain, maybe Shida didn’t want the NWA title because she feels she has the better and bigger strap around her waist.”

“Always go for all the gold you can get, Monsoon.  You get all the titles, you get all the money.”

“Sounds like something you’d say.  Folks, be sure to join the Blog of Doom Saturday night as we present our views on All Out on Pay-Per-View.  But right now, let’s go to the ring for our featured bout, as two standouts of the Mae Young Classic do battle.  It’s Meiko Satomura against Piper Niven!”

“Piper?  They put Roddy in a women’s tournament?”

“They did not!”

“Why not?  He’s already wearing a skirt!”

“I’ll have you taken out of here if you keep this up!”

“The host of Prime Time?  Please!”

“…let’s go to the ring.”

(Bring the insanity!)