I am shocked. Shocked and APPALLED, sir.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your gun, badge, and “Navel-Gazing Nostalgia” card right now.
And no booking “Makin' a Difference” Fatu v. NWA North American Champion Jeff Jarrett in a lumberjack match simply because you're a loose cannon who plays by his own rules!
I can navel gaze with the best. I DEMAND SATISFACTION SIR.