Daily News Update – May 26, 2020

My shoulder is feeling much better, thanks to Andy for filling in yesterday.

DATELINE:  Deonna Purrazzo coming to Impact Wrestling!

https://www.f4wonline.com/tna-news/deonna-purrazzo-coming-impact-wrestling-311926

WHAT’S [INSERT FUNNY NAME HERE] DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

DATELINE:  Kairi Sane suffers head injury at RAW tapings

https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/kairi-sane-suffers-cut-head-during-match-wwe-raw-tapings-311906

I’ll give you ONE GUESS who she was wrestling when she got injured.

DATELINE:  Vince McMahon promises he’s not going to reclaim the XFL. 

https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/vince-mcmahon-says-he-will-not-attempt-reclaim-xfl-311886

Look, if you can’t take the word of rich old white guys that they won’t do anything unethical, then I don’t know what to tell ya.

Here’s yesterday’s AEW Dark, since I didn’t get a chance to post a night thread with the streaming stuff on Tuesday.  90 minutes of this show, though?  That’s a NOPE from me.