Daily News Update – April 9, 2020

Good morning!

DATELINE:  TMZ has a story on WWE continuing to do their tapings and how the company feels it’s TOTALLY COOL that they’re doing because they’re wearing masks and taking temperatures and stuff.  Well I’m sold.

DATELINE:  HHH would like reiterate that it’s a marathon, not a sprint in the Wednesday ratings war.  You know, because all the stuff they tried to win didn’t work.

DATELINE:  You can get a “This Is Such Good Shit” shirt from WWE shop now.  We’re through the looking glass.