Daily News Update – April 1, 2020

Coronavirus cure found!

APRIL FOOLS!

OK, now that that’s out of our system….

DATELINE:  Jon Jones reached a plea deal already in his case, and will be under house arrest for a whopping four days.  Really threw the book at him there.  They should have sentenced him to be driven around by Daniel Cormier instead and then made a reality show out of it.

DATELINE:  FITE.TV is also available for PPV purchase of Wrestlemania if you’re an international viewer.

DATELINE:  Apparently Elias is “recovering in a local rehab facility” from his terrifying injuries on Smackdown.  Maybe they should quarantine him for two weeks to be the one safe side, so we don’t have to watch the match.

Here’s one of the greatest matches in history to kick off your day…