We made it!
So the big story for this SmackDown is the match that will likely eat up a lot of the show (that way Vince didn’t have to think too hard about booking): the Tag Team Chamber is holding a gauntlet match! The winner of this Tag Team Turmoil — hey, remember when that’s what it was called? — will be the last team to enter the Elimination Chamber match on Sunday. Now, far be it from me to tell Vince how to run a company, but wouldn’t it make sense to have the champs enter last? Just thinking.
One of the big mysteries of last week’s show was that The Fiend came out and just ASKED for a match with John Cena. There was no attack, no stalking, none of that — just point to the sign and let’s get it on. Why was that? (Because Vince rewrote the show last minute and Firefly Fun House would have needed to be pre-taped.) Okay, but in kayfabe why was that? Hopefully Mr. Wyatt’s Neighborhood can explain something as the Firefly Fun House returns tonight!
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Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall (and Sean Waltman for some reason) are the headlining act of the 2020 Hall of Fame class! Today, the Kliq members will be having a sit-down with Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross on A Moment Of Bliss as we find out their feelings on entering the Hall! Given the way SmackDown went last week, they may even get a match out of it!
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Bayley and Sasha Banks take on Naomi and Lacey Evans tonight… wait, again? Yes, again. It appears Bayley needs one of the three people to step up and challenge her, and we all know which one it’ll be. (Hint: the one who left to tape Star Wars.) Although she did cheat to beat Naomi, so maybe the proper blowoff is coming at WrestleMania, where OH WHO ARE WE KIDDING it’ll be Sasha because what you do away from the ring matters more than what you do in it. (Not that Sasha is bad — miles better than Lacey — but the tiebreaker is always the person who gets outside dates in Vinceland.)
I’ll be back later tonight with a Friday Indie Spotlight, where I’ll review what is for now the last show in Basement East history. Prayers for Nashville, yo.
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Let’s keep it clean and Enjoy the Weekend!