WWE Friday Night Party Thread, Episode 19: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1998

We made it!

So another episode of SmackDown is upon us, but more importantly, it looks like the WWE are ready to head to the desert for Super Showdown III: Maybe An Old Person Won’t Nearly Kill Himself This Time.  And the old person in question appears to be the mighty Goldberg, who wishes to speak to the WWE and its fans.  Is this setting up a match in Jeddah?  Yeah, probably, but who would it be against?

Meanwhile, Bayley needs a new challenger.  All indication is it’ll be Naomi, given their interaction last week, but this is SmackDown and sometimes we have to pretend people earn things on wins and losses.  So, Naomi steps into a Fatal Four Way with Alexa Bliss, Carmella, and Dana Brooke, with the winner getting the future shot at Bayley and the SmackDown Women’s Title.  Are they even taking odds on this one in Vegas?

PLUS: One is John Morrison, and after a evening session, he got Madonna to adopt an English accent; the other’s the Miz, and he’s a former winner of the main event of WrestleMania.  Yes, folks, the Dirt Sheet is back!  If it’s anything like it was 10 or so years ago, it’ll be a hoot, even without special guests.  (For you newbs: imagine Edge and Christian’s Awesomeness show, but completely kayfabed by two heels.)

THIS JUST IN: Buddy Murphy has lost his first name.  If found, please contact the WWE Lost and Found and let them know.  It worked when we found a spare Mustafa lying around.

Your NBA alternative is Raptors/Paces and Blazers/Jazz.  If you want to hit up IWTV, both AIW and Freelance have live shows tonight.  Or, check out my review of an AIW show from 2018!

All right, guys, we’ve been over the instructions in the back.  All questions have been answered except for “How much does dis guy weigh”.  I expect you to follow the mod’s orders at all times.  Now, let’s have a good clean thread.  Touch gloves and come out swinging!