Time for Vince to dial up 911

Isn’t WWE missing a golden opportunity by not bringing back Muhammad Hassan and having him be behind the mass kidnapping in Saudi Arabia? Have him show up as the only talent on Smackdown and say “I HIJACKED the show!” He could be a great heel against the women’s revolution too. And heck, Seth Rollins is tan and has a beard, let’s go ahead and turn him, pair him up with Hassan. I’m sure it could all be done tastefully. 

Then you finally get Roman over as a big time face. Do the whole Lex Express deal with him. Only we will put him on a locomotive of liberty – The Reigns Train.

That's some good shit, pal.