XFL Branding

Given how the WWE hyper-brands everything, I’m surprised they didn’t have all the team names be wrestling themed. Too on the nose for even them? Or does Vince still secretly hate himself for still being thought of as “just” a wrestling promoter?

I know there’s no team there…but the Austin 3:16s? Merch would sell itself. 


Vince 100% doesn't want to be associated with yucky pro wrestling.  Makes him ashamed when he hangs out with all his other white male Republican friends while they discuss how unfair it is that society keeps persecuting them.