Shane O


Lets say Shane died due to exhaustion / head stroke / excessive sweating during a match…


What are the odds they still book him strong for the next year or two as a hybrid of wrestling and Weekend at Bernie's, where his friends Drew and Elias just hold him up like a marionette and guide him through matches?  Can he be the first zombie champion?  Would hilarity ensue?  

– Rob

I know we joke about it but I’m legitimately concerned for the man’s health.   Still, they DO market WWE Zombies every year in their toy line…