WWE Hall of Famer David Arquette?

Serious question, why hasn't this happened yet? They've got a celebrity wing that includes such legendary wrestling personalities as Snoop Dogg and Drew Carey, he's a former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, people still talk about it 20 years later (for better or worse), he's legitimately a wrestling fan and came back to do florescent light tube death matches when he absolutely didn't have to.

I know he's no Koko B. Ware or Torrie Wilson, but I think a case could be made.

I would agree!  As far as celebrities go, he’s a fine choice.