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Kofi Kingston Royal Rumble Winner

By Scott Keith on 20 January 2019

Hey Scott,

Fantasy Booking: With Kofi's near-eliminations being a running gag every year, New Day being perennially some type of over, and of course, there not really being anyone else, do you think it's the worst idea in the world to just have Kofi win the Rumble this year?

Consider this: You're not really having Kofi/Brock. It's NEW DAY vs. Brock. Woods vs. Heyman on the mic. Woods pushing Kofi on UUDD, and Big E being it usual fun-loving self. The WM poster would be an awesome contrast between Brock's intensity, Heyman's low key intelligence, and the New Day's positive craziness. Finally, The Mania match would be balls to the wall craziness, with New Day interfering like crazy, Brock getting flustered, and you actually have a situation where people think he might lose.

I mean, it's not like anyone thinks Brock is really gonna lose the title at WM, outside of Disease-Destroying Reigns returning and now, if they continue the near-eliminations gimmick, it actually means something because the announcers can be like, "Hey, don't count Kofi out, it won it once!"
Didn't I just get two of these e-mails last week? Kofi winning would be a giant waste.
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Geez, that's harsh. But OK.
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