Triple H vs The Undertaker

It is 2018; why am I supposed to care about this?

Because it's a match on a WWE Network Special and they told you so.  Australia's a free country and it's your right to watch if you want.  At least, I think Australia is free.  Weren't they a bunch of criminals?  Maybe everyone has to ask for permission from the Queen first still.  Also, just remember they could have found wherever Nathan Jones is hiding and put him in the main event to pay off that feud with Undertaker from 2003 instead.