I have a friend who's a long-time wrestling fan and he's hit a rough patch. I was hoping you'd share the link to his GoFundMe to signal boost it a bit. In return, I will continue to strike down any who oppose you, our dark lord of smark.
Your eternal servant,
I’ve been lacking in a good minion for a while now. I shall consider your offer and make a list of those who I wish to be smoten!