Very Important Question

What the hell are Real1 and Tall1 doing in the Impact Zone!?
My name is Real Love and I’m a registered G and an authentic gigalo, and you can’t be educated on that!  This here is Large Colin and he’s 6 feet and 12 inches in height and that also can’t be educated!  Bing bang boom, most  verified gentlemen in the domicile!  HOW WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE FEELING?  
Needs work.