*YOU* vs Brock

Come on.  You’re 6’10” or whatever, so you’re at least
A) twice Finns size
B) a fresher face than Kane

Plus you wear Tapout shirts so you’re *at least* as credible an MMA fighter as Shane.  😉

*And* you live in the same province!!  You oughta get your agent on this…

If this turns you into the 7’1” Ellsworth I bear no responsibility

To be fair, I got rid of my Tapout shirts years ago.  Xtreme Couture is my douchebag fashion of choice.  It'll be a short match because he'll give me one suplex and then my knee will give out and I'll be left laying on the mat like a turtle on its back.  -***