Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries


I know you’ve been waiting for this one. Here’s my full review of the new Cheetos Chicken Fries from Burger King.


​We don’t get this s--- in Canada. Thank god. Like, the mac and cheese abominations I can kind of understand because they actually serve those as appetizers in the fancy movie theater here, so that was sort of categorizable as a real food, even sprinkled with radioactive orange Cheetos dust. But chicken fries from Burger King aren’t even composed from anything resembling meat in the first place. Is it a chicken strip or a fry? MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

No buys. I’ll stay in Canada where we just make poutine out of everything when in doubt. Taco time mexi-fries as poutine? Bring it on. Poutine with bacon on it? Why the f--- not? Baked potato done as poutine? I’ll take two. Or if I’m Kevin Owens, three or four.