The real reason Dixie signed off on the Final Deletion…


The Final Deletion = Wacky Delly

As you can see I’ve been watching old episodes of Rocko’s Modern Life. But think about it. I mean, you’d also have to believe the idea that Dixie is secretly trying to ruin her own company, but I don’t think that’s really a stretch. Plus, it would be funny if the company does shut down after Dixie starts to genuinely like the storyline and gets involved in it.


​I’m sure you put a lot of work into that comparison, but the sum total of episodes of that show I’ve seen equals the total sum of Walking Dead and Game of Thrones episodes I’ve seen. Which is zero. Makes my Facebook news feed a real trudge to get through sometimes. If it’s one of those 90s Nickelodeon shows that Buzzfeed is always reminiscing about, I’m afraid I’m the complete wrong audience.

Also, I’m pretty sure that if Dixie was trying to ruin her own company, she’d still manage to fuck it up and quadruple her ratings in the process.