Marine 5

Why are they filming Marine 5? WHY ARE THEY FILMING MARINE 5?

Who is watching Marine 5? I thought they’d killed their movie division with fire.

Well they had promised the shareholders that they were only going to invest in other film properties (like The Call or that movie with Jason Momoa as a biker) and they’d shut down the division if it wasn’t profitable. And then we suddenly got from there to Marine 4 and Marine 5 being released direct-to-home. Hey, if they can find a way to make these s--- movies for cheap enough to make a profit on the $100,000 or so they’re getting off iTunes rentals, good for them. I don’t see where that could possibly happen, though.

Just think, though, you can always catch up with THIS steal of a deal!

The Marine 3 Pack on Amazon