1. Over/Under 5% chance C.M. Punk ever wrestles for WWE again?
2. Vince dies tomorrow over/under Dunn being fired by Christmas?
3. Over/Under 30% chance Ambrose ever holds the WWE World title for at least a 3 or 4 month stretch?
4. Over/Under 1% chance Austin wrestles at WrestleMania?
5. Over/Under 0.000000001% chance they don’t screw up doing anything worth while with Owens in the long run?
1. Over. He’ll be back when the money runs out. He’s still physically capable of wrestling and still a big name, and time heals all wounds in our so-called sport.
2. Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
3. Ever is a long time. I’d say Over because at some point, someone gets injured and they’ll take a shot on him.
4. Under. He has millions of dollars in the bank and a permanently messed up back. There’s no match to entice him back.
5. That’s pretty long odds. Math alone says it has to be over.