by Logan Scisco
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“The King” Lawler are in the booth and they are taped from Dallas, Texas. This is the go home show for the Survivor
Contest: The Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer)
wrestles X-Pac (European Champion) to a no contest at 25 seconds:
where the Undertaker attacked X-Pac.
This was also a dream match from the New Generation era as neither guy
had faced each other up to this point.
Of course, I got excited about this and Kane intervenes less than thirty
seconds in. Kane shoots a fireball at
the Undertaker, but it accidentally hits X-Pac.
It should be noted that this is X-Pac’s second eye injury in less than
the stooges, who have seemingly forgiven him for the Big Bossman’s beating on
last week’s show (Commissioner Slaughter is rocking a sling), find Mankind
backstage. McMahon books Mankind to
defend his Hardcore title against Ken Shamrock.
He promises that more titles are coming for him and Mankind follows him
to get a makeover.
Steve Blackman via disqualification when Terri Runnels gives Venis a low blow
dismissed. Venis told Kevin Kelly on
Sunday Night Heat that he could not be the father of her child because he had a
vasectomy. This is just an average bout,
which ends when Terri runs back out and gives Venis a low blow when he does his
hip swivel over a fallen Blackman. Rating:
*½ (0 for 1)
the Blue Blazer and Owen Hart run into the ring and attack Blackman.
backstage works on Mankind’s hair.
Mankind tells her that he hopes Vince can give him some new teeth. When she inquires where some of his previous
ones went, he tells her that Steve Austin tossed them into the crowd. I like little pieces of continuity like that.
Match: Mosh (w/Thrasher) defeats The
Road Dogg (w/Billy Gunn) and D-Lo Brown (w/Mark Henry) when he pins D-Lo
following a Stage Dive at 5:40:
demoted to that job on the previous show.
All three of these teams are facing off in the Survivor Series in a
triple threat tag team match, so this is a small preview of that. The good thing about this match is that the
action is non-stop, but the problem is that the offense utilized is more of the
battle royal variety, lots of kicks, punches, and minor moves. Mosh scores a surprising win, thereby continuing
to build some momentum behind the Headbangers.
Everyone tried here and this match was better than I thought it would
be. Rating: **½ (1 for 2)
interviews JeffJarrett and Debra McMichael.
Jarrett says he will counter Head at the Survivor Series. Debra says she will prove that Goldust is
really all man.
pedicure, Mankind talks more about the loss of Socko last week. He says his new family of McMahon and the
stooges makes up for it, though.
“Double J” Jeff Jarrett (w/Debra McMichael) via disqualification when Jarrett
nails him with a guitar at 3:32:
mind you, but Goldust tells her to get out of his life. True to her word, Debra charms and distracts
Goldust several times throughout the bout.
When Goldust prepares Jarrett for Shattered Dreams, Debra gets in the
way, receiving a big kiss in return. Of
course, he pays for that with a guitar shot, but most fans out there might
consider that a decent trade off. Match
was all angle and little action. Rating:
* (1 for 3)
at the arena, possibly for the last time, as he has to pin or submit Mark Henry
to keep his job tonight.
recaps the career of Jesse Ventura, who recently won the Minnesota
gubernatorial election in arguably one of the greatest upsets in American
political history. It was funny how the
WWF quickly attached itself to Ventura’s victory after treating him as a persona
non grata after his lawsuit against them in 1995.
chair shot to the Rock on last week’s show is the JVC Kaboom! of the Week.
the Rock, who gives some generic comments about facing Mark Henry later. Goldust attacks Jeff Jarrett in the same
vicinity, but before he can deliver a modified version of Shattered Dreams the
Blue Blazer makes the save.
Championship Match: Mankind (Champion)
pins Ken Shamrock (Intercontinental Champion) when the Big Bossman nails
Shamrock with his night stick at 8:17:
McMahon comes out to watch the match.
This is the first Hardcore title match in company history. These two do their usual “beat the hell out
of each other” match, with Shamrock giving Mankind a belly-to-belly suplex into
the steps and Mankind DDT’ing Shamrock on a chair. Both men fight near McMahon and the stooges
on the ramp, where the Big Bossman interferes when the referee is not looking
and helps Mankind successfully defend his title. A fun brawl, but Shamrock has been eating
quite a few losses since he won the Intercontinental title. No wonder he lost steam around this time
period. Rating: ***¼ (2 for 4)
the stooges and McMahon celebrate with Mankind, although McMahon is disgusted
by Mankind’s hug and does not like that his hair has been messed up.
that the Rock has been attacked in his locker room.
Shopping Network after Survivor Series to buy some new merchandise!
on the Rock in his locker room.
Evidently he suffered a blow to the back of the head from his assailant.
out and says that if Vince Mahon has a plan for him at the Survivor Series that
they will backfire. The Big Bossman
comes out and pledges to put Austin through hard time this Sunday, prompting
Austin to invite him to the ring to brawl.
Bossman refuses. Bossman just did
not have the mic skills to go toe-to-toe with Austin here, creating an awkward
segment. 2 for 5
the Rock will be going to a nearby medical facility. After the commercial break, he interviews
Vince McMahon and the stooges near an ambulance. McMahon says that he does not care if the
Rock cannot compete tonight because if he cannot that means that his services
will no longer be required.
(w/Babu) beats Al Snow (w/Head) with a bulldog at 2:23:
the mystery of where it is. Snow and
Singh faced each other more than a year prior to this at the One Night Only
pay-per-view in Great Britain, where Singh defeated Snow, then packaged as Leif
Cassidy, in an awful match. This is a
match that makes little sense, as Singh refuses to wrestle, so Snow beats up
Babu for a while until Debra McMichael wanders out and distracts Snow by
shoving Head in her bosom. That enables
Singh to re-enter the match and win. The
less said about all of this going forward the better.
video is shown.
Rock in the Rock’s dressing room that he is headed to the unemployment line.
(w/Gangrel & Christian) via disqualification when the Brood interferes at
against Kane when he seemingly ran in to make the save after Kane annihilated
Gangrel and Christian two weeks ago on RAW.
Kane brings a can of gasoline and a blowtorch to the ring with him,
thereby continuing to build the “Kane is unstable and cannot tell right from
wrong” storyline that only got more ridiculous from this point forward. Finding a team was the best thing to happen
to Edge at this stage of his career as he was languishing as a singles. Kane takes out the entire Brood by himself
and sells very little of Edge’s offense.
The referee eventually tires of Brood interference and calls for the
bell, after which Kane takes them all out AGAIN with chokeslams and teases
barbecuing them in the center of the ring along with the referee. If one did not have the benefit of hindsight
you would think that this was a way to write out the Brood and release
them. WWF officials prevent a homicide
on national television, which the crowd boos.
The 1990s ladies and gentleman! Rating:
* (2 for 6)
fire plans disrupted, Kane chokeslams a fan from the crowd, who is digging the
idea of Kane as an unstoppable monster.
comes out, inviting the Rock to appear.
He takes a dig at the Dallas Cowboys, who he says half of which are
convicted felons. Shane McMahon walks to
the ring and begs his father to stop taking out of his frustrations on the rest
of the roster. Vince just dismisses him,
but Shane refuses, so Vince sends the Bossman after him. However, before the Bossman can conduct a
beating, Steve Austin runs in and makes the save. The most entertaining segment of tonight’s
show, once again due to McMahon’s facial expressions and power trip-like
behavior. 3 for 7
Mark Henry (w/D-Lo Brown) with a People’s Elbow at 7:24:
he is back in the Deadly Game Tournament, but if he loses he is out of a
job. The Rock wrestles in his track suit
gear, angering McMahon by showing up despite the beating he received earlier in
the show. It would have been nice to
build this match with some kind of segment in the show since these two did have
a backstory, with Henry upsetting the Rock at Judgment Day. The Rock and Henry put together a pretty fun
match before the overbooking kicks in where the Rock handcuffs the Big Bossman
to the corner, the referee gets pulled out of the ring by the stooges, and
Shane McMahon runs in to count the fall.
Rating: **¾ (4 for 8)
the Rock pulls Vince out of his wheelchair and tosses him into the ring. The Rock takes out the stooges line of
defense and after Vince slaps him he eats a Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow.
with Goldust and Al Snow and Kane’s attempt to set the Brood on fire were
ridiculous, while others such as the main event and the Hardcore title match
were quite entertaining. As the go home
show for a tournament, I had hoped for a little more build of the Deadly Game
concept, but the WWF really did leave you with the feeling that the Undertaker,
Kane, Steve Austin, the Rock, and Mankind were all viable tournament
winners. I will default to a neutral
rating for this one, as the good and bad cancel each other out.