Survivor Series is saved!

From the Smackdown spoilers:
"Team Cena promo.  The final stipulation is that if Team Cena loses, every member of Team Cena is fired."
Well, there you go.  100,000 buys at least off that.  So if any of you had any doubt that I was 100% right all along about the outcome, I have only three words for you:
Like seriously, every member of the team is fired if they lose?  Why not tack on "We will kill this bag of puppies with a hammer" as well to really make people think Cena can't overcome the odds?
This company.  Holy f---.