Thunder – May 6, 1999

May 6, 1999
Bryce Jordan Center, State College, Pennsylvania
Mike Tenay, Larry Zbyszko
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
the go home show for Slamboree and things are getting bad around
here. Between the nonsensical stories and the boring matches leading
up to a show that has barely been hyped outside of the main event,
I’m not really looking forward to a two hour taped Thunder. The fact
that we only have five matches doesn’t make me feel much better.
Let’s get to it.

open with a recap of Page winning the title back last week.
on Nash vs. Page.
on Piper vs. Flair.
Riggs/Mike Enos vs. Raven/Saturn
Rules and Saturn has a taped up shoulder from Benoit’s attack on
Monday. Raven does his usual WHAT ABOUT ME before the match and says
they’ll be champions on Sunday. He starts with Mike and quickly
takes over before bringing in Saturn. The bald one nails Enos in the
head with a kick before bringing Raven back in for something like
Ascension’s Fall of Man. In other words, a Total Elimination ripoff.
They follow that up with the same move but with Saturn superkicking
Enos down.
finally goes after THE BIG BANDAGE on Saturn’s shoulder to take over.
Off to Riggs who gets caught in a release belly to belly because
he’s not that good. Saturn tags out but goes up top for a splash,
only to hurt his shoulder even more. The heels take over and send
Raven outside for a hot shot onto the barricade. Some chair shots
have him in even more trouble and a legdrop gets two for Enos.
take a break and come back with Riggs dropping a knee to Raven’s face
and doing the Rude hip swivel. Riggs chokes a lot and tags out to
Enos for some trash talk and not much else. Back to Riggs who sends
Raven into the barricade a few more times and grabs a chair. Enos
holds Raven up but winds up getting nailed by his worthless partner.
Raven dropkicks the chair back into Riggs’ face and nails the drop
toehold onto the chair for two. Back up and Raven grabs the Evenflow
on Riggs but Enos makes the save. The hot tag brings in Saturn for
the Death Valley Driver on Riggs for the pin.
D+. Sweet goodness Riggs was
bad. The narcissist gimmick isn’t doing anything for him and the
lack of skill really is showing. It says a lot when Buff Bagwell was
the one carrying the team but it’s very clear that’s what happened
with the American Males. Raven and Saturn shouldn’t have been in
that much trouble three days before a title match.
video on Piper, leading to him making Page vs. Sting a week ago. We
see a good chunk of the match too, which is a lot more interesting
than anything else we’re likely to see tonight.
Steiner vs. Erik Watts
yells at Charles Robinson because he’s mean and evil I guess. After
some pointless stalling from Watts, Rick quickly takes him down but
Erik cranks on the arm. Back up and Rick nails him with a forearm
before taking him back to the mat with an armdrag. Steiner finally
wakes up and realizes it’s Erik Watts so he nails a belly to belly.
takes him into the corner for a clean break, then takes him into the
corner again and knees Watts in the ribs. Pick a side already dude.
Watts is sent into the barricade and steps before a German supelx
gets two. We hit the chinlock with some crossface shots before
choking gets two for Rick. Back up again and a powerslam drops Watts
before the Steiner Bulldog knocks him out. Rick puts on something
like an STF if he was just bent over instead of laying down for the
D. Remember back in 1992 when
Watts was really bad but they put him in the ring with talented guys?
Well he’s still really bad and now they’re putting him in the ring
with washed up guys who aren’t interested in doing anything but
hitting the other guy harder than he needs to. Naturally, this earns
Rick a title shot on Sunday because why not.
long video from last week’s Nitro with a focus on the four corners
on Sting vs. Goldberg, mostly from the four corners match. They’re
getting mileage out of that one.
on Robinson vs. George.
Conduct vs. Brian Adams/Horace
COME ON. Horace chops Mike
in the corner to start and nails a Vader style clothesline. Mike
tries an armdrag and a slam before cranking on the arm. Off to Tom
who works on the arm as well, only to get caught by a clothesline.
Adams comes in for a double elbow and some right hands. Riveting
stuff here. The
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker gets two on Tom and Mike charges in and
earns a gorilla press. Mike and Tom bail to the floor and get beaten
up out there as well because the Black and White is TOUGH.
and Mike get back in so Tom can trip Adams from the floor to take
over. Tom gets two off a jawbreaker but Adams breaks through a
double clothesline and tags in Horace. We
get an assortment of kicks, punches and choking from Horace before
Mike gets beaten down in the corner even more. Back to Adams for a
spinebuster for two on Mike with Tom making the save. Horace comes
back in and misses a charge, allowing for the hot (?) tag to Tom. He
fights as much as he can but crotches himself on the top. A spike
piledriver is enough to pin Mike.
D. I’d make a joke here about
how this is supposed to make me want to pay $30 for a pay per view,
but these matches have drained me of any sarcasm I might be able to
provide. This show feels like a dumping ground for wrestlers that
WCW doesn’t want to keep on the payroll but they have to anyway due
to contractual obligations. Why
else would this be happening?
vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
HAS to be better. Or as least more interesting. This is Kanyon’s
first match back in about three months due to making a movie. Rey
declines a handshake. Does he think he’s better than Kanyon or
something? Kanyon takes him
into the corner but gets put down with an armdrag. Rey tries to
speeds things up with a moonsault press but Kanyon catches him in
midair. Instead it’s a headscissors to put Kanyon down and a
dropkick sends him outside. Rey does the 619 taunt but Kanyon is
busy posing in front of a WHO BETTER THAN KANYON sign.
in and Kanyon nails some forearms before countering a hurricanrana by
sending Rey throat first onto the ropes. We take a break and come
back with a headscissors putting Kanyon down. A springboard is
caught in a nice backbreaker for two and we hit the chinlock. Rey
gets sent outside and they trade whips into the barricade. That’s a
very popular move tonight. Kanyon is busted open a bit so we stop
the closeups.
hurricanrana off the apron
drops Kanyon again and they head back inside. Kanyon nails a boot to
the face but misses a top rope splash. The Bronco Buster connects
and the top rope legdrop to the back of the head gets two. Rey’s
leapfrog is countered into a powerbomb followed by a kind of sitout
Dominator. You knew Kanyon was going to have something new. Kanyon
misses a moonsault and gets caught by the top rope seated senton.
The Horsemen try to run in but Rey nails them both and grabs a
victory roll for the pin.
C+. Way better than anything
else we’ve sat through on this show, even though it wasn’t all that
great. Kanyon is almost always entertaining and Rey was his usual
self. Thankfully the announcers mentioned that Kidman was at a
personal appearance so there’s a reason for him not being here.
match the Horsemen get in and crush Rey’s knee between the post and
the steps.
Hangmen vs. Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko
Hangmen are in masks and look like Mike and Tom from earlier. Good
chance it’s them actually. The masked men jump the Horsemen to start
and send them out to the floor, which isn’t likely the best career
move. Back in and the Hangmen are whipped into each other and it’s
Dean starting with let’s say #1. Dean starts on the knee as is his
custom before bringing in Benoit for a LOUD chop and more knee work.
head outside with Benoit putting the knee over the barricade for a
dropkick from Malenko. Back in for the dragon screw leg whip from
Benoit and more kicks and basic holds from Dean. #1 is sent to the
floor and the Hangmen try to switch but get caught by Robinson. Back
in and #1 misses a clothesline, earning him some Rolling Germans. #1
tries a small package but Robinson wasn’t paying attention.
to Dean for some knee work and trash talk for Mysterio. This is a
really good display of the Horsemen style with Benoit and Malenko
just torturing the limb with every possible method of working over a
knee. A knee crusher puts #1 down and the Horsemen quickly alternate
and hammer on the knee. Something like an Indian Deathlock makes #1
scream so Dean mocks him from the apron. When did Malenko learn to
be funny? Back to Dean who
charges into a knee in the corner and it’s finally off to #2. He
cleans a few rooms of the house but walks into a belly to belly,
setting up the Cloverleaf for the submission.
C. I could watch the Horsemen
pick apart a limb for days. I’m not sure why I’d do that, but it’s
far more interesting than seeing the NWO vs. Disorderly Conduct.
This was a good way of
building up the Horsmen for Sunday, unlike the opener where Raven and
Saturn were in way too much trouble.
on Page vs. Nash. I believe this is the same one from earlier.
for the main event (Tenay’s words): the big
Savage/Flair/Robinson/George bit from Nitro followed by the entire
Page vs. Flair match.
more Slamboree ad and we’re out.
F+. I know a modern
criticism of Smackdown is it’s mostly replays from Raw, but this
actually was mostly replays from Nitro. Taking out commercials, I
believe over half of the TV time tonight was spent airing clips from
Monday. I didn’t like the
show the first time and I really didn’t like seeing it again on a bad
show. This was a waste of time and Slamboree better be an
no Nitro or Thunder next week due to the NBA Playoffs.
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